Dude, wait:

got so much cheese in my pocket they think I’m a fucking calzone

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

You can kill the man but not the idea

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Imagine if Messi's 30 years of human growth hormone abuse finally wore off and he just shrivelled up on the pitch and reverted to his natural Yoda like physique

[George Smiley @364690]

Roads should be quiet around 8pm tonight, lads. Might be the ideal time to fly tip some asbestos near to a children's play area.

[G_mble @G_mble9]

Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death

[Tony Sriamporn @UmActuallyTony]

I can’t stress this enough: Olivia Wilde’s THE INVITE is the best example in recent years of old-school filmmaking. Classic directing, blocking, (lack of) camera movements, and she got the best performance out of Rogen/Cruz/Norton in recent years!!

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

I was watching HBO's Rome, and they hit me with the worst-timed ad of all time.

[Brooke Smedley @Brooke_Smedley]

You can kill the man, but you can never kill his idea

[James Allen @JamesAllen27]

England with a very Hypno-Disc display. Unbelievable potential but let themselves down when it mattered most.

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

From The Times

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

This Debate will finally End Tomorrow

[Agent 4ft 7” @nathersjones]

They’re gonna give him one of those perfect days you give your dog before having him put down

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Mexico | Welcome to Dan Burn | Headers ● Blocks ● Bicycle kicks to the head | HD | 2026

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

this account is genuinely so awesome pls don’t ever ruin it with a kalshi partnership

[🇦🇱 @LukaCPFC_]

“And walking out now is your England team for tonight”

[SanTy @_TY_97]

Just when you think he’s reached his magnum opus Bosh, he drops “Boshnia” and suddenly you realise the impossible is possible