Vegan Slim Jim

I like turtles

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@PardonMyMeme @Zaccornelius_ And ever since then I’ve been picking the number @PardonMyMeme picked that day this is so easy I can’t believe you’ve never got it. Summer of Connor is over already.

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@PardonMyMeme I’ve been so loyal to 11 and could not be happier to get it with @Zaccornelius_

Could you imagine winning like this and not accepting it as a win? BING BONG CONNOR

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @TJOshie77 Happy birthday Paul Skenes

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@TennisCentel @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter Happy Birthday Novak Djokovic @PardonMyMeme

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@SWhyno @marktoothaker @spendthriftfarm Younghoe Koo reading this incredible story

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@TMZ Hot seat @PFTCommenter

Cc: @hen_ease

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@RebsBall I’ll put it all on a Hoddy Toddy football future cheers mate

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@RebsBall You are the man open those DM’s and give me that Venmo so I can buy you a beer. We sleep in May.

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@ShamsCharania First, they took our professional basketball strip club/wing joint promotion night.

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@PardonMyMeme @h_keller1 @PardonMyTake This is why she was left off the dream blunt rotation

[Vegan Slim Jim @LowTContessa]

@dovetailgames Where we dropping boys?

[rune sword @runesword1]

hard day at work today. can’t wait to get home and just aim a loaded crossbow at my door all night in case they come for me

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors

[PISS @BeerDude69]

Ramirez, form a perimeter around the eggslut

[Mikey @fsmikey]

Can’t believe this.....
Did we not learn ANYTHING?
We’re all so screwed.....

[Matt Ford @fordm]

I guess you would’ve had to be there.