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translating japanese tweets because why not

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

Punch-kun from Ichikawa City Zoo 🐒

Abandoned by his mother, he was raised by humans. He couldn’t fit into the monkey society at the zoo, and he’s always hugging a doll given to him by a zookeeper. It’s very sad, yet very cute. 😭

[ミハミハ @mihamiha_trend]

市川市動物園のパンチくん🐒

母親に捨てられた彼は、人間によって育てた。動物園のサルたちの社会に馴染めなく、飼育員から渡された人形をずっと抱きしめていて、とても悲しいのに、とても可愛い 😭

#がん���れパンチ #市川市動植物園

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

An elderly man in France was spotted reading Volume 1 of One Piece!
The series is currently published up to Volume 114.
His life expectancy will definitely increase from here on. 😄

[チタロ @PAGE4163929]

フランスで年配の男性がワンピースの第1巻を読んでいるところが目撃された！現在、ワンピースは114巻まで刊行されている。彼の寿命は間違いなく今後延びるだろ��。

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

It really pisses me off that the baby carrier waist strap is tight after my husband uses it.

[あらさちゃん🪼 @Zoooosu1]

夫が使った後の抱っこ紐のウエストがきついの、ほんと腹立つ

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I work full-time five days a week, spend one day of the weekend sleeping like the dead, and the other catching up on piled-up chores — and that’s it.
At this point, I don’t even know what I’m living for anymore.

[朝は納豆 @_asa710_]

週5���ルタイムで働いて、土日のどちらかは泥のように眠り、もう片方は溜まった家事をこなして終了か！もはや何のための人生なのかわからないね！

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

Even if I wake up early and have a productive morning, I still end up napping in the afternoon.

[SaaSで働く千尋 @SaaS_product]

朝活しても昼に寝ちゃうの。

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I ran into one of my kid’s daycare friends at the park.
The boy, who has a very handsome dad, proudly said, “My dad is cool, right?”

Maybe my daughter got competitive, because she said,
“My dad eats really fast!”

[���イヘイ @heiheihoihoi1]

公園で保育園のお友達に遭遇。イケメンパパを持つその少年は「僕のパパかっこいいでしょ！」と誇らしげに自慢しくる。対抗心が出たのか娘が「うちのパパご飯食べるのめちゃ早いよ！」って言ってくれた。

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

A toy poodle that looks exactly like its owner — an elderly grandma.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

飼い主のおばあちゃんに激似のトイプ一ド���

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

My 3-year-old said to me, “Mom, look! A baby rainbow fell down!!!” 🌈

[35歳平凡女 @giragiraonna]

3歳に、「ママみて！にじのあかちゃんがおちてる！！！」て言われた🌈

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I got greeted in front of my house on my way back from taking out the trash with no makeup on… and it turned out to be my husband.

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I still can’t forget the feeling of being able to buy all of this for just 100 yen.

[noda @nodan_anoda]

この辺全部100円の感覚が今でも忘れられない。

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

The Satsuma Kanzakura cherry blossoms at Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden are in full bloom and absolutely beautiful 🌸

I just went there a little while ago!!

#CherryBlossom
#SakuraSeason
#TokyoNature
#JapanSpring
#CherryBlossoms
#TokyoSpots
#SpringInJapan
#FlowerPhotography

[しみ @shimikkyu]

満開を迎えた新宿御苑の薩摩寒桜が綺麗です🌸

先ほど行ってきました!!

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

A Japanese white-eye perched on plum blossoms.
I managed to capture a shot that looks like a traditional Japanese painting.

#JapaneseNature
#NaturePhotography
#JapanBeauty
#BirdPhotography
#NatureShot
#JapanScenery
#WildlifeMoment
#NatureLovers

[aki @aki_goodspeed]

梅にメジロ
日本画のような一枚が撮れました

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

Today’s Best Costume Award #CatVideo
#CuteCat
#CatOfTheDay
#CatLover
#CatsOfTheInternet
#CuteAnimals
#PetVideo
#Wholesome

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

A 7-year-old boy I brushed teeth with today hit on me and said,
“Sensei, you’re cute. Do you have a husband?? Wanna go to McDonald’s after work? The fries are really good.”

And honestly, this 30-year-old lady came back to life. Love really does save the world 🌏

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

When I give this ring to little girl patients around kindergarten age, they get so happy! #WholesomeMoment
#LittleThingsMatter
#MadeHerDay
#Kindness
#WorkMoments
#Heartwarming
#SmallJoy

[マッチョな皮膚科医｜須藤上治 @JojioMedical]

幼稚園生くらいの女の子の患者さんにこの指輪あげるとめちゃ喜んでくれる！

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

Looks like I can survive a Niigata winter for about $17 🫶🏻❄️
Got this from Workman!
It doesn’t soak through at all and it’s super warm 👍🏻

#WinterReady
#BudgetFind
#WinterGear
#StayWarm
#ColdWeather
#WinterLife
#WorthIt
#JapanWinter

[田辺美月 @tanabedesuu]

新潟の冬を2500円で乗り切れそう🫶🏻❄️
ワークマンさんで購入しました！
全くしみないし暖かい👍🏻

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

Hey, aren’t you going to daycare?! I’m going to go by myself, you know?!!

#ParentLife
#ToddlerLife
#MorningChaos
#DaycareLife
#MomLife
#ParentingMoments
#KidsBeingKids

[みらのまき @milanomaki]

ねぇ保育園いかないの？！お母さんひとりで行っちゃうよ？！！

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

The results of a serious experiment testing how a child’s behavior changes when you’re on your phone vs when you’re not on your phone. #Parenting
#SocialExperiment
#ScreenTime
#RealLifeTest
#ModernParenting
#PhoneAddiction
#LifeExperiment
#ParentLife

[世界のど迫力映像@フォレスト(Forest)🕊️ @investorMM]

スマホを『いじっている時』と『いじっていない時』で子供の反応がどう変わるかガチ検証した結果

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I got multiple messages saying the video I posted yesterday of me spectacularly wiping out on a snowy road is bugged and can’t be viewed, so I’m reposting it. #Wipeout
#EpicFail
#ThatHurt
#WorthThePain
#WhyDidIDoThat

[がらくす＊Garux @G___x_Re]

なんか昨日投稿した雪道でド派手に転ぶ僕の動画がバグって見れないという報告を複数件もらったので再投稿

[lowenergyTL @LowenergyTL]

I went with her to get a treatment at the Conrad Tokyo.
The couple’s suite with a cypress bath had an atmosphere similar to Aman Tokyo, and it was incredibly comfortable. We did a full 120-minute session with both body and facial treatments.
#TokyoLuxury #CoupleSpa
#TokyoLife