You might be struggling to buy groceries, pay your mortgage, or keep up on your monthly bills. But you’ll be comforted to know Biden is sending $100 million of YOUR hard-earned money to support jihad in Palestine.
Biden voters, you really effed us all.
Finals week in college is so weird, there are kids running around with no backpacks, half the library can’t stop talking from adderall, the other half hasn’t slept in three days, and I just got my third text to start drinking at 1:44 on a Tuesday
so excited to announce that i’ve officially become comfortably numb about my grades! can’t wait to see where this lack of motivation and acceptance of mediocrity take me