Laurie williams

life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@AmericanAir says no changing seats because we’re practicing social distancing. But all passengers are packed into the back of the plane with the front totally empty. Ope.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@chels9392 I wish she would slap him.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

OKAY J LO, I SEE YOU 👁👁

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@chels9392 It used to confused the living hell out of me 😂 we’re from a place where only pick-up trucks are called trucks

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@chels9392 No, but if you ask anyone from stl it is 😂

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

I’ve been saying this for a few years now. Ben is done and it is time to take finding his replacement seriously.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

My cat is currently picking the legs off a silverfish and eating them one by one. And this is an exact representation of what the Pittsburgh Steelers are doing to my nerves.

[SteelerNation @steelernation]

Touchdown, Browns. Just steamrolled the defense.

EMBARRASSED. Absolutely embarrassed.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

WTF IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN PITTSBURGH.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@its_ggbaby MY SOUL IS SAYING STAY LOYAL. BUT MY HEART IS ABOUT TO GO TO PA AND KICK SOME ADMIN ASS.

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

I was so fired up on a phone caller work today, that I paused it and put my hair up. So essentially, in 2020, fighting has gone virtual as well. #almosttookmyearringsout

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

Why does it bother me so much when people call their sons Bubba? You gave your child a real name, CAN YOU USE IT?!

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@JChwascinski It’s the Rona

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@JChwascinski My absolute favorite. I’ll go with ya.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@CatfishBetsy @katcurrage Shameless. 😂

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

The length of time it takes chicken to cook is infuriating.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

My YMCA opens back up June 15th and I am READY.

[Laurie williams @Lowilliams18]

@JustToriii I’m always here for all your float trip needs.