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[Special Guest Star ♏️ @jon_ari_]

Classic episode. Allowing characters to be ignorant so the audience becomes better educated is a lost art in television

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

HURRY answer im at the liquor store now what do you drink?????

[LPC @landpalestine]

DoorDash spent over $1M to try and stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC Mayor

Zohran just got DoorDash to pay $131.5M in settlement fees to workers they stole wages

[A.A. @pashadelics]

Old school fat. You don’t get politicians built like this anymore. Rotund and ready to deal.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

oh no

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[D'Ante ⚡️ @DAnteFourPrez]

Pulling guns out on eachother… having sex on live with the kids in earshot.. beating the hell out of eachother… all in front of the kids

They deserve JAIL to be honest. Bad parent asses

[RJ @ResonantJustice]

I don’t think people realize how much this whole Blade debacle kind of derailed Ali’s career. Dude wasted so many years prepping and working on this movie, to where other projects likely never came to fruition.

Dude has a right to be angry ngl 😭

[Edgar Allen Poe @allenakinkunle]

I'm so fascinated by the idea that many non-verbal kids are actually just selectively non-verbal

[So be it @Suzuki_Bj]

Mind you people did not hesitate to take this. But had every question and doubt in the world about vaccines.

[grace. @TehMagikerpz]

HOLY FUCK NO WAY

[𝑀𝚛𝚜. 𝒮𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜 🐉🍉⚔️ @sweetfacedinero]

She’s going to be the one to call CPS. Watch.

[Unky (alter ego) @Keepit10Squared]

Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me

[z @meoww739]

it’s so funny how he started out neutral but interacting with an israeli for 5 seconds turned him pro palestine😭😭😭😭

[LiquidZulu Δ @liquid2ulu]

The most insane part of this movie is when Brad Pitt's character figures out that the zombies don't attack you if you have a terminal illness, and he calls up some military guy on the phone and says he has no time to explain but he needs to know where the closest biolab is.

Seems like a pretty quick thing to explain, tbh; and given the plane then crashes shortly afterwards, and he could have died, it would probably be a good idea to say "they don't attack you if you have a terminal illness." It's one sentence, man. Spread the knowledge.

[CEO of Niggas Incorporated @MedjaiMeech]

Her whole brand is about black men being violent animals then she gets jumped by some white guys

This is almost as ironic as “before or after gang violence in Chicago?”

[START MENU 🖥️ @Gottimode]

Ngl I’m surprised this movie not talked about enough this was a good ass movie

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump: "I’m surprised CNN is here is covering me. You shouldn’t be here.”

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins: “The United Nations allowed us in, sir.”

[Def Noodles @defnoodlesreal]

HUGE Israeli flag and not one American flag in the office of a US Senator.

Our government is occupied, and they’re not even hiding it anymore.