Dustin Lowman

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@SNYtv Gary just said Jethro Tull not one of his favorite bands. Hereby requesting to know his favorite bands. Can the powers that be ask him and Keith to discuss? Please? For me?

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I love the @Mets so much but when 2-3-4 go 0-7 with 6 Ks on DeGrom day my love is tested

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@rhymeswithhenna City of angels <3

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@rhymeswithhenna #funntrevolution

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@rhymeswithhenna Aristotle called it a “flow state”

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@rhymeswithhenna Normalize scrolling through Venmo who’s with me!

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@rhymeswithhenna Why is no one talking about this!!!!!!!;);););););)

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Did you ever realize that “flush” is “floss” and “brush” combined? What the hell are my values

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@rhymeswithhenna “haha” may as well be saying “sorry but we’ve already filled this role. we’ll keep your resume on file and reach out if there are any future matches”

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@frazerrice @RandyAKaufman @jposhaughnessy @preston_mcswain Thanks for sharing!!

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I floss from bottom to top but brush from top to bottom. What the hell are my values

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@rhymeswithhenna This says a lot about our society

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@softonline_ I like him

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@normmacdonald is life the setup or the punchline?

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@GreenwaldTweets I would respond to the poll but “good lord almighty with sprinkles etc yes” wasn’t an option

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@000liviacanny Are your cat’s eyes cat size

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@000liviacanny Jones I assume you mean

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@rejectedjokes my 11-yr-old bro, who has a concussion, just looked at me and said, “Middleditch & Schwartz.” So, congrats?

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@rxgau They’re terrific, if a touch repetitive. Similar appeal as Seinfeld’s web series, if you’re into that.

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@kjavadizadeh It’s a rainy day in Chicago and “made bold/somehow by the rain” feels very real