Elton McAleer

Headshots, corporate photography, tuition and coaching. DJ, funk enthusiast and Spurs fan.

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@stevesilberman “You missed a bit”…

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

Being 5-1 down and scoring ‘a goal or two’ doesn’t get you to extra time Boris, you idiot...#COP26

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@austinbucker It was posted via Getty/AFP so most likely legit. Really hope so...

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

Gold...

[Deanne P - 😷💉💉💉🦠 @DewarDeanne]

I was just sent this.... The people speak.

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

Source: https://t.co/opLCZIzAHz #FakePresident #BidensUnitingUS

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

People are saying that @realDonaldTrump doesn’t contribute enough in tax, yet his $750 is enough to keep Air Force One in the air for a full 13.5 seconds! #FakePresident #BidensUnitingUS

[Annabel McAleer @annabellisimo]

The face of an exhausted child soldier at the end of a long day in #nzhellhole. He watched football, baked a cake, played cards and Xbox, & mum made him a Max costume. It’s his brothers b’day party tomorrow. Please help, won’t somebody think of the children.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Ok. Who made this? It's genius.

[🅂🄲🄷🄽🄸🄳🄴 @schnd]

my teenage daughter edited together a version of trump's address with only heavy breathing moments and I honestly don't think I've ever been prouder of her

parental discretion advised

@dyl_seidel

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump Ok Boomer...

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@scottpearce Same here. 8 & 6 and they are sooooo upset. He really was their hero (and mine!). Gutted...

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

Gutted. We dared to dream but now it's a nightmare. As for Mourinho, sure he has a good record of quick fixes, but it always turns to shit after a season or two when the players realise he is basically a self-serving, arrogant c**t who can't maintain relationships. #Poch #COYS

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump You seem like a very sad old man looking forward to a dark and dismal future. Behind bars. So nice to see!

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump @CNN https://t.co/wS4IinNpG9

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah right.

[Elton McAleer @Lowmannz]

@realDonaldTrump "Hereby" is part of a linguistic category called "speech acts" or "illocutionary acts." When you say "hereby" you're saying that, by your very utterance, something is true. Even when it's not. You twat.

[Nat. Football Museum @FootballMuseum]

Time for a new definition. #Spursy