𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody)

— 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩. 𝙎𝙖𝙮 '𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡' 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙨. #Rp

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

— 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝.

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Fandomless OC
#𝚅𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚁𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎
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[𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘏𝘺𝘥𝘦 — @HydeMySins]

✞ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥. ✞

x A Hyde Legacy
x Sweet On The Streets
x Affinity For All Things Shiny
x Shipping Conditional
x Dead Dove ~ Viewer Discretion Advised

— 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Home for him right now means a hotel in LA... Doing jobs for Vincent is getting more and more insane...

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Is stumbling home bloody, busted up and drunk... Bed time. But maybe he'll be around more...maybe.

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Is stumbling home bloody, busted up and drunk... Bed time. But maybe he'll be around more...maybe.

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

No one tell @VeiledLust...

But there is coke ALL over the living room...

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

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https://t.co/eUH45MLEoQ

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

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[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Thatsmygirl

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

He ain't taking his hand off of her... glasses bitch can find his own lady.

[𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐬 — (Parody) @VeiledLust]

She might be a little swoony with that kind of possession. But we'd have to figure that out later..

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Never mind the fact that he's done this... a lot.

But not in front of the guy!

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Nope but it would make him feel better... dude knows she's taken and hits on her anyway? The fuck kinda bastard does that?

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Nope but it would make him feel better... dude knows she's taken and hits on her anyway? The fuck kinda bastard does that?

[𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐬 — (Parody) @VeiledLust]

She doesn't think that would get them out of this mess any faster -

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

He could just.....

Shoot him in the face.

[𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐬 — (Parody) @VeiledLust]

There's a man with a bowler cap flirting with her...

@LoyalSoldato is going to have to pry her off of him after this, because she's going to be clinging to him like a Koala before this is over -

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Ah a fan I see.

[seraphina @comelylyricist]

🎶 I’m a lady killer if i want her imma steal her 🎶

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʀʀɪᴠɪɴɢ

𝐆𝐢𝐳𝐦𝐨

📌Gotham City,
New York.
#ClockworkCountdown

[♤ 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚜 ♤ @LavenderCharade]

This means I can 100% try @VeiledLust and @LoyalSoldato's file again. Lol

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

@FuriaCiecax @BloodyHarleen She's trying to get me fucking killed! She has zero proof that I signed her up for anything! And AND!! I have a girlfriend now! I don't do the porn shit anymore!!

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

@FuriaCiecax @BloodyHarleen She... SHE SIGNED HERSELF UP?? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW!

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

@FuriaCiecax @BloodyHarleen I AM NOT!! I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN OVER A YEAR!

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

(Frowning.)

Do I have too..? Why don't you go grab him?

(Yes Gizmo may be scared of Johnny. As he should be...)

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐥'𝐕𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐨 — @BloodyHarleen]

{Excited squealing.} @LoyalSoldato grab Johnny! We're going to the store!

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

Wasn't talking about climbing anything... climbing is too much work. It's exhausting. (Why he doesn't understand is unknown considering he understands most things involving sex... but Gizmo is stupid...)

[𝘎𝘪𝘻𝘮𝘰 — (Parody) @LoyalSoldato]

https://t.co/OWj7QGgvqS

ITS FUCKING TRUE. 99.9% OF OUR CHARACTER'S PETS ARE BECAUSE OF HER.

[𝘽𝙤𝙣𝘽𝙤𝙣 @CloudLovenBjane]

Should have put... 'Harlz character brings home a new pet for Red to care for' on our bingo card