Steve Rogers

Three things are needed in life: fortitude to stand no matter what, tenacity to stick with it, and guts to deal with whatever is in front of you.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

[Leaves this in @WintersSergeant's bed for him to snack on later. Because bed pizza is totally a thing, shut up.]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@crowntober Don't worry, my ego is waaaay too big to listen to that nonsense.

[𝘓𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯 {Parody} @OfPsychoPathLH]

———Fʟɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ———

Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
Mɪʀʀᴏʀ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ
Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ
Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ/ Mᴀʟᴇ Lᴇᴀɴ
Psʏᴄʜᴏᴘᴀᴛʜ
CIA Aɢᴇɴᴛ
#NSFW
Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ
Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ #Gᴏʟᴅ

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@crowntober Because I'm a fucking delight. [Boyish grin] Just like you.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@crowntober Could I possibly interest you in a foot long sausage? [Snickers]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

#NewProfilePic

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

I mean, I didn't HAVE to join you in eating a whole ass cheesecake... [Suddenly reaches past Bucky and grips the bottom the couch, pinning him to the overstuffed cushions below them. Proceeds to rip ass loud enough to be heard next door] Ah, much better.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

Aw, man don't even remind me. [Tries to roll out of Bucky's arms but just squishes his stomach more] Fuckin' slutty breadsticks. Being all tempting and stuff. [Shakes his head emphatically] Nope, I refuse to accept responsibility for this couch.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

Easy with the squishing, Buck. [Grumbles after making a noise of discomfort] I just finished eating what had to have been ten pounds of spaghetti and I might decorate your couch with it.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart [Gives her the gentlest of cuddles]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

[Belly flops on @WintersSergeant]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart You’re very welcome, doll. [Flashes a boyish grin and offers cuddles]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

[Leaves the birthday girl @SurrenderMyHart a cake that he totally made himself and didn’t buy at the store]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart [Offers her super soldier cuddles and all the tea she can drink] Real sorry to hear that, doll. Hope you feel better soon.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

[Flops on @WintersSergeant]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart Anything for you, dollface.

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart [Comes out of hiding long enough to give her all the snuggles ever to help cheer her up]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

@SurrenderMyHart You’re very welcome, sweetheart. [Gives her a gentle squeeze]

[Steve Rogers @LoyalTemerity]

[Puppy eyes @SurrenderMyHart]