Marcus Agrippa

Even I err.

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@Grummz "You pig!" was fuckin iconic

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Fun fact: If you don't pay for a blue checkmark, X will routinely "lock" your account. You used to be able to do a simple CAPTCHA to unlock it, but now you have to install the fucking app.

So, where should we migrate once this place dies?

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Let's Roll

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I was at Disney World. We'd drove all through the night to get there late the night before, hoping to wake up early enough to enjoy a day at the Magic Kingdom. Mom had put it all together for my birthday. What we woke to was most certainly not what we expected. Never Forget.

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@Anc_Aesthetics The opposite for me. I've never felt worse about Japan than right now.
I've been here 20 years and in the last 2-3 years, they've imported at least a million pajeets.

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NEW LAW: Any illegal who brings a child across the border gets deported but the kid stays with @Howlingmutant0

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My hot take is that service dogs shouldn't be a thing.

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@PolymarketSport This is Jenn Sterger for the new generation

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@Grummz I'm so incredibly fucking nervous about this

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It's time to end tax deductions for charitable donations.

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@VDAREJamesK In my head canon, this is Wigger Pigs dad

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@Aliathewhite It do be like that

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Trump Accounts hooking kids up with the Tropico 6 Child Subsidies edict.

That's my Presidente.

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What terrifies me is if mothers were to give into depression and kill 50 million American babies. Imagine the backlash against peaceful mothers?

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@ProsKolkovich Did this dude go to Tallmadge?

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And the internet gets that much worse

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Starlink now available in Uganda! 🇺🇬

[Marcus Agrippa @LoyalVipsanius]

I just go off the assumption that people I'm debating with on X aren't actually debating the issue because they have no standing on anything except trying to ragebait people for engagement, so I don't debate people.

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Ask your black friends to burn the mosques.

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Not at the same time, mind you

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Vat 69 is one of those whiskeys I didn't like at first, but after forcing myself to drink a dozen or so bottles of it, I'm starting to come around.