The Loyalist Tattoo

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How about a RT for all those staunch Mammies and Grannies out there? Without them, brethren, where'd we be?

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"Nothing depicts my love of the Glasgow Rangers more than a hyper sexual British Bulldug", said Billy to Farquhar.

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Birthday caird pish.

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Decades behind Celtic; bored sick of Alloa away. At least they have their tattoos to remind them of the good times.

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"Scott Allan's done whit? HE'S WENT WHERE?"

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Is the Rangers fan who got 'We signed Scott Allan yet?' tattoo'd on his arse in Maga available for comment just now?

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Wanting a White Britain, and also a United Ireland. Takes all kinds...

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What can possibly go wrong...

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I'm not racist I've got a black and white tattoo.

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That awkward moment when you're raging because your tattoo says your instead of you're.

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"We are the people!"

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"Any chance you could design a tattoo that looks like a huge dug is shagging my eye socket?"

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The consequences of celebrating 9-in-a-row while enjoying a stay at her Majesty's expense in Barlinnie.

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Yer Da's Tinder pic.

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"You wouldn't happen to have any designs that glorifies peados? I've got this space on my leg you see."

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"If there's one person I can trust not to let the club down its definitely Super Ally."

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"How are you spelling that mate?"

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"Where do you think I should get it?"

"Just above your arse like a 16 year old scheme rat would look great."

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The awkward moment when Mike Ashley owns your tattoo...