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I can’t fucking believe I’m back here again, having to talk about @JakeLang.
Look, let’s get the obvious shit out of the way first. Jake’s a retard. His methods are dumb as hell, he chases headlines like a crackhead chases the next hit, and yeah, 99% of people think he’s a clown. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend he’s some polished operator he’s not. But fuck your feelings about his personality. The real issue ain’t Jake being a retard; it’s Minnesota turning into a full-on corrupt shithole battlefield where the rules only apply to one side.
This state’s a cesspool. Public corruption everywhere, cops and courts rotten to the core, violent crime not just tolerated but basically greenlit by the people in charge. The AG’s out here playing communist cosplay and cozying up to Antifa types. Ever since @nickshirleyy blew the lid off massive fraud schemes, we’ve all been watching this place like hawks. It needs to be dragged kicking and screaming into the light, and yeah, sometimes that means guys like Jake putting themselves in the crosshairs with stupid stunts to expose the hypocrisy.
A couple weeks back, January 17, 2026, Jake was in Minneapolis trying to hold a pro-ICE rally (antiIslam, antiSomali vibes too, he talked about burning a Quran or whatever). Barely a handful showed up for him, but hundreds of counterprotesters swarmed. Shit got violent fast. He got chased, beaten by the mob, took hits to the head, bruises and scrapes, bloodied up bad. Videos show him getting dragged away, barely escaping what looked like a straight-up lynching attempt. One guy, a Muslim dude ironically, stepped in to shield him from the worst of it. Cops? Nowhere. No real arrests for the attackers. Mob violence against a guy just standing there expressing views? Crickets from the system.
Then yesterday, February 5, Jake’s back at it. A communist group called Common Defense sets up this big ice sculpture outside the State Capitol saying “PROSECUTE ICE” to protest illegals getting rightfully deported. Jake rolls up kicks the shit out of it on video, rearranges letters to read “PRO ICE” while chanting support for ICE. Posts the clip bragging. Boom, state troopers pull him over, arrest him on the spot, book him into Jail on felony criminal damage to property. Damage estimate? Around $6,000 for a giant block of melting ice that was gonna be gone in days anyway.
So let me get this straight…Jake gets his skull bashed in by a violent mob, felony level assault, clear as day on video, and the system shrugs. No charges, no real pursuit. But he kicks some frozen water letters that spell a political slogan? Instant felony, cuffs, jail. That’s not justice; that’s selective enforcement on steroids. Two-tiered bullshit where one side can beat people bloody with impunity, but the other side can’t even touch a temporary art piece without the full hammer dropping.
This reminds me of real history, not the sanitized shit. Back in 1770, after the Boston Massacre, British Redcoats shot into a mob and killed five colonists. Everyone hated those soldiers, symbols of oppression, enemies of the cause. Public wanted blood. But John Adams, hardcore Patriot, future president, steps up and defends the Redcoats in court. Takes the case nobody else would touch. Faces death threats, gets called a traitor by his own side, risks his whole reputation. Why? Because he gave zero fucks about the mob screaming for vengeance. He cared about the principles of rule of law, fair trial, even for the most hated motherfuckers. He won, most soldiers acquitted. Set the foundation for what America was supposed to be. justice blind, not mob rule.
Jake ain’t a Redcoat, and this ain’t 1770. But the principle’s the same. Defending him here doesn’t mean I love his retard antics or think he’s a genius. It means I’m not gonna let corrupt double standards slide just because the guy’s annoying.
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It’s happening
“What we’re seeing is no longer Republican Democrat… what we’re seeing is Americans and the Left.”
“You’ve pushed people like myself that are independent.. so far away that we’re never gonna look to the Left again.”
Watch all of this!! A shift is happening 🔥👇🏼
🚨🚨 Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino DENIED SERVICE at speedway on Portland Avenue.
I asked the Commander if this is illegal, and the cashier said “I DON’T CARE IF IT IS”
@CMDROpAtLargeCA
BII GATES IT MUST BE ACCEPTED AMERICA SAID FUCK YOU , WE WILL NOT BECOME THE NEW WORLD ORDER BITCH LIKE OTHER NATIONS THE AMERICAN PPL SAID NO @BILL [HUCKING POS GATES WE SAID NO ADN WE WONT !!
they will make it so ppl are starving YOU CAN NOT CAVE TO THIS BITCHES CON JOB. BILL GATES SAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOT LONG AGO WITH TRUMP A FKG MONTH AGO!!!!! THAT FKG POS IS TRYING TO STRIP OUR RIGHTS!!
🚨BREAKING: More than 1,000+ HHS employees sign a letter demanding RFK Jr’s resignation. LMAO
‘We The People’ have RFK Jr’s back
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A long overdue standoff with rogue district court judges appears to finally be underway. The Trump administration DEFIED a ridiculous demand to turn around a deportation flight carrying around 250 Tren de Aragua gang members, claiming the flight was already over international air space.
"This is headed to the Supreme Court. And we're going to win," a senior White House official told Axios.
The Venezuelan thugs arrived safely in El Salvador where they will be housed in that country’s Terrorism Confinement Center.
Day 3 of the Trump Administration is on the books. On his third day, President Trump:
-Completed the shutdown of all DEI offices in the government and placed all existing DEI employees on indefinite leave.
-Announced a new deployment of 1,500 active-duty troops to assist in securing the US-Mexico border.
-Received a commitment from the crown prince of Saudi Arabia to increase trade and investment with the U.S. by $600 billion.
-Ordered the Border Patrol to begin immediately deporting anybody caught crossing into America illegally, without a hearing, ending the insane Biden policy of catching illegal crossers only to then let them claim asylum and be released into America with a court date months or years in the future.
-Ordered a freeze on DOJ consent decrees with local police departments, which Biden and Obama used to shackle local police and prevent them from stopping crime.
-Pardoned two D.C. police officers wrongfully convicted in a political show trial after a gang member they were pursuing fled into traffic and was hit by a car.
-Had the Defense Department commit to using military aircraft to assist CBP in deportation operation.
For half a century, America has had Republican administrations filled with people terrified to fulfill their electoral mandates. That pattern has ended.
1458 days to go.