Lauren x

Life is an occasion. Rise to it✨

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Dan Burn when he gets ahold of Messi tonight

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

#OnEveryCorner  #Sweepstakes @Enterprise corner!!!!

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

#OnEveryCorner  #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

#OnEveryCorner #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

I say no worries a lot for a person who worries a LOT x

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is a real, unaltered picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

@TheBHYC Raffle entered!!

[Pavel @pavelkennedy]

Me when I look between V and N on a keyboard

[WWF UK @wwf_uk]

Tonight, landmarks in cities across the world will switch off for #EarthHour!

From 8.30pm local time, we're asking everyone to give an hour for Earth, and spend just 60 minutes doing something positive #ForOurWorld. 🌍

What will you do?
https://t.co/0OmeMvFOxR

[JP @Jprz1321]

Me backdooring it Christmas day because I decided to start drinking at 8am

[JT @JTSHEEPS35]

Why’s my Mrs just insinuated I’m autistic 😂😂😂

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

People are saying KSI won, people are saying Tommy won, but in the end I won, because I didn’t pay for the fight.

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

Me: ‘I swear that guy on Naked Attraction worked in the salon I got my hair done at one time, three years ago and gave my money to at the end. Now I guess I’ve seen his dick🤷🏼‍♀️’

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a 'super recogniser', which means I never forget the face of a person I've met. Could be really useful for MI5 or something, but no. Instead, I often find myself trying to work where I've seen someone before. Usually someone who once served me in a shop 10 years ago.

[North East Tweets @NorthEastTweets]

'The tree. Our tree'.

Those who cut down the Sycamore Gap tree,
Have committed an act of great cruelty.
They have shown no regard for nature's grace,
And left a scar upon this sacred place.
Let those who cut down the sycamore tree,
Beware the wrath of nature, wild and free.
For their evil deed will not be forgotten.

📍 Sycamore Gap

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

People always ask how to help with the dogs. I gathered links in one place...

🙏 Donate https://t.co/I5Hhuapwzh
📸 Insta https://t.co/rwBscKlZBy
🤳 TikTok https://t.co/7agfDBZTdn
🎥 Youtube https://t.co/XJYrM2jeSQ

Or just follow along for upbeat dog content

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Fuck me i think I’ve just done my first SLUT DROP c’mon

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Result.

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

Think we’re on a very very mild alcohol problem at the minute🥴

[Lauren x @Lozpit]

The fact I woke up this morning at 8am after a night out, picked the car up at 11am, got a Starbucks and have been led on my best mate’s couch until 3am, throwing myself a pity party😇