"The Democrat Caucus is an unmitigated disaster. Nothing works, just like they ran the Country." -@realDonaldTrump@POTUS
Most truthful thing I've ever read.
@AskCapitalOne Hey I'm headed to the Dominican Republic can't find a phone number to call and Twitter was the only source of contact so when you see charges down there they probably won't be fraudulent.
Subway guy- "That's a nice beard I cant ever grow mine out that long, in the winter I always zip it up in my coat."
Me- "Oh yeah you'll have that."
SG- "I don't even want to get started with jeans, it's just a mess down there."
Me-"Oh."
@dominos have you ever heard of this wonderful town of Estherville Iowa? It is a great location for a Domino's and plenty of potholes for you guys to fix.