Laurie Shmurda

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I want an explanation. @McDonalds #becomingdunkin

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Laurie Shmurda is back.

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@ncthompson10

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@ncthompson10 You know I never get on Twitter. I miss you too 😘

[sophie hanna @Sophieee_Marie]

Margaritas are my biggest personality trait

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Officially a member of the Thompson family. It’s been a lifelong goal.

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@ncthompson10 Noooo! Survivor will make it better ❤️ And ice cream.

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2 chainz drops “penis” in a song and for that we stan.

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“He could punch me in the face.” -@ncthompson10 about @jasonderulo

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@ncthompson10 “He’s hot. I’m going to tweet about it.”
-Nicole

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Whenever I walk my dogs I like to look at all the neighbors who drive/walk past to see if they smile at my dogs.
Then I use this information to determine if they are good or bad people.

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@ncthompson10 But it did make me feel much better about wearing a blanket.

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We’ve been at this bar for over an hour and are paying our tabs before I realized our waiter is wearing CROCS.

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You know those videos where they take a homeless man and give him a haircut/ makeover and it turns out he’s actually quite handsome? Well....

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“So I tweeted that Yard Bar sucks and... uh.. people agree” -Nicole

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@Amy__A_ Instantly triggered.

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Nothing sends me into a violent rage faster than hearing a Jeremy Franklin Mitsubishi commercial on the radio.