Liza Orsini

cleaning is the name, teeth is the game

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

relatable https://t.co/f2NWScJNb8

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

When you're brushing your teeth and your toothbrush runs off the rails and up into your gums and rips half of your face apart.

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I need the entire 2004 Red Sox roster at the Garden for Game 7. If Curtis Leskanic isn’t courtside then somebody messed up.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are.

My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.”

Let all your republican friends see this video! https://t.co/qOlU187LHx

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The FBI, CIA and NORAD showing up at Bono’s house

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

@Matty__H__ @ProFootballTalk Spoiler

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

@Matty__H__ Watch your mouth

[lauren @sweetshekiwi]

this is absolutely sending me

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Republicans think a 10-year-old girl is old enough to be a mom, but too young to learn some people have two moms.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This is what a judicial coup looks like

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Matt Bennett @ThirdWayMattB]

In retrospect, maybe the attempted presidential coup, the death of Roe, the end of gun regulation, the crippling of climate policy, and the incipient threat to our democracy mattered more than the location of Hillary Clinton's email server.

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

@j_hart72 Bro you were just crying in my living room, I think you’re a little worried

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

I would do anything for Al Horford

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

Jaylen is in retrograde

[Liza Orsini @Lso6697]

@Matty__H__ 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Shane Clifford @brilliantshane]

Congrats to Rihanna and As Soon As Possible Rocky on the birth of their child

[I’m Not Totally Sure Podcast @INTS_podcast]

Matt when ‘Emo Girl’ comes on the aux…

#INTSpodcast #comedypodcast #funnypodcast