Hank Anderson {Parody}

You know what my goddamn mouth has to say to you, huh!!

Parody

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

“Some things, I just can’t forget. Whatever I do, they’re always there, eating away at me. I don’t have the guts to pull the trigger so I kill myself a little every day. Nothing very rational about it..”

Lieutenant Hank Anderson.

#DetroitBecomeHumanRP

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@frutillitassz @rk800_exe Something like this..

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Don’t mention you have a dog near him..

Please..

#NationalDogDay

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

//No I did not make this edit. I found it on google and I don’t know who made it so I can’t give credit but.. it’s still cool and fits for today.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Sorry you had to hear that, peach..

[MiniAnderson @prodigalndrsn]

Yeaaah, I heard a plethora of those leadin’ up to it…

[ It was obvious the lead-up to the divorce left a bad mark on her. ]

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Right in the beginning, yes. Of course, she called me different names after we divorced.

[MiniAnderson @prodigalndrsn]

Was that when you an’ mom were dating?

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@ManosAtConnect “But we watched it right after..” Of course, he hadn’t. He had fallen asleep.

[␣̒C𖦏NNOR𓐇ː @rk800_exe]

He's going to visit the local stray dogs if anyone needs him.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

He smiled softly. “Yes, Julie counts and Sumo for sure.. and all the other creatures you decided to adopt and live rent free in our home.”

[␣̒C𖦏NNOR𓐇ː @rk800_exe]

He perked up a bit, looking like he's retrieving something in his internal files more actively.

˝ And Julie. And..— Sumo counts, right? ˝

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@DeadDoNot “No no..” he shook his head. “I can protect you. You are literally surrounded by people whose job is to do precisely that.”’

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

What the hell is that?

[(Parody) Luccia @DeadDoNot]

Have I completely scared you away with my life @LtHank_Anderson ?

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Do I even wanna know?

[The Bog @ChernobogReigns]

Yes. Let's.

But I have the perfect one to call you.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@DeadDoNot No but I want you to stop all of that completely.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@DeadDoNot ….
Okay, I shouldn’t have asked.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Haven’t been called babes in… fuckin’ forever.

[␣̒C𖦏NNOR𓐇ː @rk800_exe]

(💭🌀; Hank's right. I do need better friends)

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Let’s just leave it at that..

[The Bog @ChernobogReigns]

I can say a slur if you want.

It's how I got banned on Roblox.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Babes?

[The Bog @ChernobogReigns]

Feeling is mutual babes.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

“That’s right.. you gotta stand up for yourself too. I won’t always be with you..”

[␣̒C𖦏NNOR𓐇ː @rk800_exe]

˝ I know. —— But I can't always rely on you to advocate for me, can I? ․․ ˝

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@NYCsFinxst @rk800_exe “Yeah, you do that shit. Tell them I said hi. Come on, Connor.”

He gently grabbed his arm and pulled him away from his presence. Once they were a few steps apart, he released his grip.

“Sorry.”

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

Okay, it’s #NationalDogDay

Here’s Sumo, big gentle giant and the friendliest guard dog.

Anyway, share pictures of your dogs or just pets down below.

[Hank Anderson {Parody} @LtHank_Anderson]

@NYCsFinxst @rk800_exe Hank grabbed Connor’s arm and pulled him behind him, wanting to protect him from this guy.

“You can get yourself another android. There are no more RK800s for sale.” Not wanting to say Connor’s name. “So I guess you’re out of luck.”