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[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

i find it so dumb that preorders can even go out of stock. i'm buying the idea of you giving me the thing when it comes out. the whole point is that we're letting you know how many to make

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Red panda having a health check whilst occupied with a snack

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

History.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Not believable. Everyone knows CEOs are above the law.

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

There’s something so awesome about how, despite The Phantom Menace being one of the more polarizing Star Wars movies, it still has a lightsaber duel that is almost universally seen as the best duel in the entire saga.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you're having a good times and someone your age says they just bought a house

[Punkey Doodles @punkeydoodles8]

I'M...

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

We are only on day 5 of 2026 😭

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

And THAT, is how you correctly “do your own research”‼️

[Nik 🪐 @gemzcore]

They dragging you on Twitter

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Mustafa. @oprydai]

any sufficiently advanced engineering is indistinguishable from art

[Marvey of Marvey-R @Marveyr]

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.