Kaidan Alenko

The real Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko. Not a parody account. Totally Legit. Pretends to be Captain Canada. Also: L2 biotic and massive flirt.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

I'm thinking of streaming on Twitch. I don't have any equipment. The idea is in its embryonic stage.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

@Lt_Alenko2 I can't!!!! How can my maple be calm at a time like this?!

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

How am I supposed to Dungeon Master if these dickweed players won't roll their characters?!? *gulps maple syrup in rage*

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

@SammieWammy12 @GarrusVakarian_ I don't understand why only Garrus would enjoy that. We all know I enjoy white T-shirts and water, right?

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

So today is the season finale of the hit show "Football". Apparently a lot of people follow this show.

[𝐀𝐇𝐑𝐈 @KITSUNEBULL]

“@ViForViolence: Guys, do not play Flappy Bird. A message from your friendly Piltover PD.”

Play HearthStone instead. From The Fox Demon ^_^

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

*sneeze* I feel like somebody is talking about me...

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

To all of you, and many more... A toast you with my #SelfDestructiveBingeDrinking #BandaidSolutions #AtLeastItsNotHeroine

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

And, not to mention, all you apartments that let false reviews go out that you allow cats, and then DON'T allow cats.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

All you people and your lovey dovey crap and your not being single-ness... All you stupid sexy commercials... All you happy human beings...

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

When did TF go all genderbendy? I guess I've gotta start checking in more... #BehindTheTimes

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

@MightGarenteed That's what I figured. You just bring it out to silence the bitches.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

@MightGarenteed Because swinging a sword is hard...

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

@ReaperCaretaker I can think of SO MANY worse things... Bring it on.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

Sometimes when I play LoL I will run Ghost just so I can say "I'm going ghost!" when I gank a lane

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

I think I may start going by #Brolenko

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

I fear the day when Sammie watches a show and doesn't wish to bear the children of at least one character.

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

Nothing is worse than memories of better days #LostInThought #AlenkoProblems

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

((*in Conway, trying to meet up with somebody,and having problems doing so* #PersonalProblems))

[Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko2]

Woohoo! I got me some huggles! #BestDayEver