Bree

Writer - Artist - Musician - College Student - Cinephile - Bibliophile - Christian - Proud to be a Slytherin

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

#IHTSJC2024

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

https://t.co/praaBsZFLn

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

@allierobbins Can we connect? I was in the recent round of Helix pass classes and have questions, though they aren't necessarily related to bar study.

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

@destinationfear Just sitting down to watch the latest episode. @Tanner_Wiseman, I can't believe you. *smh*

[Gus Hurwitz @GusHurwitz]

We're ready to go live with Zoom Torts! @UNLCollegeofLaw

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

@jk_rowling It genuinely terrifies me that you're quoting THAT book for events happening in my country. 😔

[The Eagle Sports @CSCEagleSports]

CSC Cross Country strutted their stuff at the Chadron State Open, Saturday.

Here's a sneak peek at @CSCEaglesXC. We are proud to showcase our Eagles and will continue to do so.

For the full story/video, visit https://t.co/JyL6DM0Wgk
@CSCAthletics @csc @coach__foley

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

When will it end?
https://t.co/5bnGvoiqm7 #SmartNews

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

Me: *so tired I can barely keep my eyes open*
Also me: But it's only 10!!!
Me: *decides to play video games for a few hours because sleep is for the weak ... Of heart for gaming*

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

This makes my heart happy:

Pope Francis tells gay man: 'God made you like this and loves you like this' https://t.co/taq6v8O4gM #SmartNews

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

PSA: Being handicapped does not give you an excuse for being an asshole.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag*

Me: Where are you going?

7: To war.

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

I want to grow up to be this child. https://t.co/01BSHTs7dH

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What did you play at recess?

5-year-old: Cops and robbers.

Me: Who were you?

5: The T. rex.

She is the law.

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

I have sympathy for professors because I'm sure they have lots to do. However, if you expect timeliness in MY work, I expect it back. I should not be waiting weeks for feedback. You're getting paid to grade my work, whereas I'm paying money to do it and have to make time for it.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Our faith is born on Easter morning: Jesus is alive! This experience is at the heart of the Christian message.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

When Easter and April Fool's Day fall on the same day...

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

Tbh, food is the quickest way to my heart.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Do I have to change my name if I get married?

Me: Only if you want to.

5: Call me Shredder.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Princess crowns are always pointy.

Me: Why?

5: To stab monsters.

[Bree @Lt_Sarcasm13]

I am going to start calling people a "demonic sweet potato" from now on. https://t.co/8jU3vNvegv

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Mueller is a Republican, you demonic sweet potato. https://t.co/GIvosOjMXJ