Leslie Johnson

bring me a legume and make it snap pea

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This album wouldn’t have existed without this next collab

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

Merry Christmas I just called my parent’s home phone from the shower (at their house) to make sure the green beans I’m cooking aren’t burning in the oven

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Justice for Paul revere

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

@NoahKahan Drop it now because I’m old and don’t like to stay up till midnight

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

Truly feeling my age I think the massage chair at my pedicure yesterday bruised my ribcage

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I have a “deluxe”-sized announcement for you tomorrow. Hahaha unreal joke noah! We love you noah! You’re hilarious and also not hard to be around for more than an hour! Yay!

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

Someone needs to invent something like a laundromat but with dishwashers instead of washing machines because I would load up my dishes in a heartbeat and pay big bucks I can’t survive without a dishwasher much longer

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Deluxe is done and it’s coming soon

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

Rummaging around my office in an absolute frenzy searching for my chapstick

[juni @b1rista]

they should make a cgm that doesn’t pause ur music when ur blood sugars out of range

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

Aldi’s frozen crab Rangoon was the biggest let down do not be fooled

[Gracie Abrams @gracieabrams]

Good Riddance official track list. Album is out February 24th.…..💔 https://t.co/RPxxWEjQxu

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

@NoahKahan Call Your Mom

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

I have had raging anxiety for my entire life and I genuinely don’t understand how it has not caught up to me physically yet like I’m just waiting around for my digestive system to fail one day out of the blue

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

Track 7: Too Late ft. @AJRBrothers

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

It feels deceiving to me that cottage cheese has so much sodium

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

I like how Dexcom unilaterally decided diabetics can’t have joy (ie music) if our glucose is even 1 point out of range, even with all alarms muted.

Thanks besties, was starting to think this whole diabetes thing was too easy 😂😭🤷‍♂️

[Leslie Johnson @Lthejohnson]

@Kidfears99 @Pancreative This has been driving me absolutely insane

[Les Johnson @LesAuthor]

Those of you that are of a certain age will recognize the man on the left in this photo – Alan Alda. He recently interviewed me for his “Clear and Vivid” podcast – available here: https://t.co/NmwtU5k2CV

It was great to meet (albeit virtually) Hawkeye Pierce!