elise

Your Favorite Bands Merch Girl. Archivist. Recorded Sound Preservationist. Disc Jockey. Turntable Enthusiast. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Storm Stories from The Weather Channel

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Women are expected to prevent male violence, anticipate male violence, survive male violence, explain male violence, and then comfort men about male violence.

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

im a whore but not in the fun way :/ too picky

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I fucking love it when people make it painfully obvious they’re into you.

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

How the fuck do alcoholics keep their jobs because I had literally two drinks last night and I just woke up at 3pm

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

I’ve never had sex in my own bed.

[xtine 🚮 @xtinee]

imo one of the best things about casual sex is that you get to see inside a lot of strangers’ apartments

[imane 𓃠 @imanisca]

any guy who finds sydney sweeney attractive has had his brain fried by porn.

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

You can always tell when a man really likes you because suddenly he’s offering to fix things around your house.

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Most women don’t “pick wrong.” They pick someone who looked safe until he wasn’t.

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

Just found out I’m close to where Chuck Berry is buried should I go piss on his grave?

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

Wake up babe, Trump went brunette

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

At what age do men decide it’s acceptable to wear only Hawaiian shirts

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

By the age of thirty you should know not to sleep with a man who has a copy of infinite jest readily available next to his bed

[rose. @bimbo_bumpkin]

every leonard cohen song:

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

I think about going to law school too much

[lady mary crawley @sweetpea673]

certainly there must be a way to be valued for your intellect & drive as a woman that does not involve going to law school

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

I don’t really have a desire to be anyone’s girlfriend and then I go for late night history walks and I wish I had someone to be silly with 😪