Lu Whitley

Oddball author seeks like-minded psychopaths for uproariously fun adventures and assorted crime fighting shenanigans.

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

When I was little, I wanted to marry @rickastley ...turns out that hasn't changed ❤️

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

The #GreatPumpkin...and Kermie, the tiny froggy that lives in The Great Pumpkin https://t.co/Ls1EK3lBai

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@pulte $luwhitley

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@PayPal some scammer is trying to convince me they're you with the email: [email protected]
Some people are idiots.

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Spending a month tracking a package from China is the best vacation I've taken this year

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Never use @ViasatInc
$200 a month for internet that doesn't work and no one that will help when it dies. There need to be better rural internet providers!!!

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@pulte Could pay off so much debt and reset! Covid was difficult for me and my disabled BF. $15k would pay off half our house and keep the lights/heat on! Life changing money.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Chico's Suede Bomber. https://t.co/iO2zcWQSK2 #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@pulte It's amazing how many people tweet on here that they're giving away $5k and they "invented Twitter philanthropy" there has to be a better way to get followers than #scamming needy people.

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@ellajane921 @pulte $luwhitley PayPal @luwhitley
My truck is my only way to get to work and it needs $1500 worth of repairs. 🤞 🤞🤞

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Yeah I got a dm too. Scam? 🤷

[Jessie Bernie @jessieberniee]

@Henrysmartbck @tehbatman86 I replied to ur dm did I win too?

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

@pulte It's 2 degrees here and I have only 2 space heaters keeping my house from freezing. Could really use the help. 🤞

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Pushing a stack of shopping carts through the work parking lot in the snow 🤣 #barbarian @Schwarzenegger

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Throw your back out lifting a pack of twizzlers. #lifeat39

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

#adulting is pausing the teenage romcom to Google the actor you're perving over to make sure he's not jail bait IRL

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

January 20th-
Everyone else: Yay, the inauguration!
Me: Yay, The Scarred Mage of Roseward book 3!
#bookaddict @SylviaMercedes1

[Lu Whitley @LuJWhitley]

Sometimes you watch waaay too much @bradmondonyc before bed and dream you have 90210 Brenda Walsh bangs...so you say "why the hell not," and get the scissors. #nottooshabby https://t.co/rwq64K6t0V