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[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

I believe this to be the best photograph of a dog ever taken in human history.

[Deep Six Blues @deepsixblues]

This Thursday!!! Really excited to be playing #RydaleBluesClub this week 🤘 Hope to see some of you there ❤️ @TheMiltonRooms @Yorkshire_Gigs @BluesinBritain #Blues #Bluesband #Bluesmusic

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@mickmellamphy If you were to make your way over to BlueSky social at any point, I wouldn't be sad about it. Can I bribe you with a biscuit?

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

Take the #ValentinesDay love out of your ears for a moment & put these sounds in instead.

https://t.co/MoxBhdWDL5

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@mickmellamphy Man I LOVE this ttuunnnneee!!

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@MadeleineSwann I don't know why this has set me off chortling so much but it has. I can't stop.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@paulmfarrer Man alive, your patience for that is incredible. I'm scoring 6 scenes for a short film & matching it up is driving me vaguely mental.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@Rickallden YES. I am 100% behind this. I'll sit in a bath of beans for this. YES.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@Rickallden I mean, sounds to me like you're winning.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@philippa_east Are they treated to be anti-wrinkle? They can use formaldehyde for that which can cause the symptoms you're talking about.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@greg_jenner I got a free trial & watched Bad Sisters. It's just brilliant.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@reginalddhunter There's very little I want less.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@AuthorTOBurnett Hahahahaa the ONE tree

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@wefail Because every landlord & energy company knows that payment in mince pies if far superior to money from pay rises.

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@bones_giles On Christmas eve, Czech women stand with their back to the door & chuck one of their shoes over their shoulder. If it lands with the toe facing the door it means that they’ll be married within the year.If it lands with the heel facing the door, they’re single for another year.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

lol the snowman end credits can’t even spell reindeer right

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

The more I watch @JustinHawkins Rides Again the bigger the itch I get to climb with him into a shipping container full of instruments & sandwiches & be cast out onto the ocean, washing up on some opposite coast one month later with 100 or more absolute bangers written.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@mickmellamphy Ha! I bloody knew it was true! Good ol' Tommy O'Faolain, putting his arsehole out there for the people to enjoy.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@mickmellamphy Oh I remember this from when I was a kid! My dad told us it was a giant's bumhole & I was delighted about it.I went back to school & told everyone about it.They then went home & asked their parents to take them to see the giant's bumhole, which must've been a bit weird.

[L @Lu_Sea_Em]

@deepsixblues Really excited about what we got done! Yeaaahh booiiii!