Ovechkin finally wins it. His brain is gonna be a boat in a Smirnoff ocean tonight. I guarantee his balls end up in the cup somehow, he might throw that cup on red and try to win 2 of them if he’s drunk enough. That cup is gonna wake up with so many ass cheek prints on it. Wow.
Anyone else still read over all the directions before an exam hoping to see, "Only answer question 100" as if its one of those trick tests from the 3rd grade?
In Minnesota we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”. Isn’t that amazing?