El Pistolero

Time travelling through a tanning booth. Cricket & darts trader. Rugby League investor. Lovely green even when i lose.

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@Yarny09 Yummy

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@mcmungawar He will still be somewhere proclaiming Brian To’o is joining the Tigers as he has the inside word from concord

[ben @tightnupcracka]

@GurugardenerNz Mate that bet slip looks like it was edited on a Nokia during an earthquake.

$8k balance but can’t afford one clean screenshot? That’s the shadiest part of the whole ticket.

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

Delusions of grandeur

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@GurugardenerNz But i thought it was me

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@GurugardenerNz @Sunline911 Never closed at $3.10 on fixed though? Closed at $5

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@GurugardenerNz @Sunline911 @JHumphreys28 @combster85 Heading to Lyttleton this afternoon. Will keep an eye out for you

[Nigel Nostradamus @GurugardenerNz]

@Lubberlyred @JHumphreys28 @Sunline911 @combster85 Had the reading age of a finishing high school student when I was 7 and left my primary school once per day to do advanced mathematics at Burnside high school in Christchurch when I was 9 yrs old through till 12..

Despite all that never even passed NCEA level 1/school cert.

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@GurugardenerNz @JHumphreys28 @Sunline911 @combster85 Could of worked in the same job since 2015, the last time you sent the cv

[Ivan ⚜️ @LordMasterIvan]

Ideal male setup:

- House on the coast of Croatia
- Porsche 911
- Blonde wife + couple kids
- Mysterious source of income

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@FPL_Leb @LetsTalk_FPL Andy will do whatever review tells him to do

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@sippinsizzupOG @AusBetTips @9_Moley The injury that ruled Martin out of the game?

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@Legohead101 @LittleMissDarts @joshpearson180 Littlers instagram post would suggest he doesn’t want to move on.

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@Jaiggg_ Hammer was genuinely trying so hard to not celebrate when he scored at 52-4. Could see him really fighting the urge the bust out the phins up

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@SerenaTNZ @henrycooke @locococo1905 Yep the taking over circa $36k to live in his Mrs house on taxpayer money was an impressive achievement…

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@WahManChi Heavy af sunshine? Forecast was
always for a clear Friday night

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@Bgal1486 You payed for a personal vimeo yet ole son..

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

Only fans page be $1.10 favourite to open in the next year

[Tiffany Salmond @Tiffany_Salmond]

Another year around the sun 🎂✨

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@FDWHUFC @JakeSoligo Hides stake, types bet $600 🤣🤣. Why not just leave the stake visible if true 🤷🏻‍♂️

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@nqTHFC @JamesMMA10 @centralNRL Suck Stefano’s penis harder mate

[El Pistolero @Lubberlyred]

@cooldidgey @centralNRL Yes Allianz Stadium famously built by Sydney Roosters league club