lubee doobie

I think I’m required to join twitter at this point

[miia @miiagarro]

why is it always "shower? without me?" and never "shopping? without my card?"

[Eric @ericpierre53]

I’m trying to normalise loudly saying “Ew they used AI, that shit looks nasty!” in public to shame lazy business owners

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Florida tried to create "Alligator Alcatraz."

The Miccosukee Tribe stood up and sued. As a result, Alligator Alcatraz was officially shut down today.

We need to thank the Miccosukee Nation for their courage and attention to this fight; this victory wouldn't have happened without their commitment to protecting our environment.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

And she’s not wrong. I always tell people that if you’re not ok with your child being disabled you shouldnt have one. She’s saying the quiet part outloud. I wish more people were like her and had more consideration before having kids.

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

remember

[MOTHER @supremesensai]

this movie is basically unattainable now and i hate that for us.

i need to find my dvd 😭

[SO? @noor_supernova7]

- Israel has actually begun a ground operation, and I'm here in northern Gaza, threatened with death at any moment.

If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot.

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

A stranger y'all be wanting to crack mind you!

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Highlights of this week
- didnt k*ll myself
-not pregnant

[galinda strapland @viIIarobbie]

when ariana grande reveals her affair with cynthia in her memoir 50 years from now the world will be gagged but i’ll be nodding in the nursery home like yeah me and oomfs knew this back in the day

[A Wholesome Princess 🤍✨ @__princess_tee]

I raise you first born daughters

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

did i? did i? DID I DID I DID EYEEEE

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

As a hyper independent girly (to a fault) I do not like asking for shit it makes me uncomfortable. That’s why I like men who just DO. Don’t ask, just figure out what I need/want and DO IT

[Liam Crowley @Liamfromthe508]

Flight attendant winked at me and didn’t charge me for my drink. Counts as a body

[clare @moethelawn76]

I think a man having sex with another man and realizing he’s straight is straighter than a man who doesn’t even try

[Aisha @aishadahira]

as someone who’s extremely type b, making plans with my type A friends be feeling like I’m about to link up with my parole officer or some shit

[jynx @jynxbby]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

who gives a FUCK what you think???