Lucas Jones

#2011

[Lucas Jones @lucjones18]

BIRTHDAY MADE!!! https://t.co/GnNDuOnONo

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

@LucJones18 Happy birthday! #GoCubsGo

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

*You’re

[Lance @baum5040]

The @tacobell commercial with Davante Adams is freaking hilarious!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

No, my film is a massive success, so in that sense it differs from "Bros." Also it's well made and funny and important.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

This year, under the speakership of @SpeakerPelosi, Congress will spend more on Ukraine than we will spend on roads and bridges in the United States.

We must reassess our priorities and vote accordingly!

[Lucas Jones @lucjones18]

Lol

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden is refusing to call Florida governor Ron Desantis as a hurricane bears down on Florida. So much for uniting the country. Embarrassing behavior by the entire Biden administration.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The upshot here: The Seattle Mariners for the next four years will have a rotation of Luis Castillo, Robbie Ray, Logan Gilbert and George Kirby. That plays in any division -- and especially in one with a great Astros team and a Rangers team primed to load up on pitching soon.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Seattle #Mariners have liked what they see in Luis Castillo, acquired at the trade deadline, and now will keep him around. He signs a five-year, $108 million extension, per @JeffPassan. He could have become a free agent after the 2023 season.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Why did she delete this. Vanderbilt Assistant Dean of Admissions, btw.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Another cool fact on Albert Pujols' 700th home run:
He and Henry Aaron are the only members of the 700-home run club never to hit 50 homers in a single season, let alone 60 like Babe Ruth or 70 like Barry Bonds.

[Lucas Jones @lucjones18]

Congrats to Albert Pujols. What a season. What a career. Hated seeing the Cardinal Way thrown to the side when it comes to accomplishments and awards but he deserves it.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

If not for the Covid shortened season, Albert Pujols would have passed Babe Ruth.
If not for his injuries in Anaheim, he’d be the home run king.

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Going all the way back to mid-July, the Chicago Cubs are 28-25.

It sucks that they aren't in a playoff race, but I mean, this is good stuff. There are positive signs here!

[Lucas Jones @lucjones18]

Let’s be honest, of course players are helping Pujols. And that’s fine

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Albert Pujols just hit number 698, and I swear it feels like each of the last ten have come on a pitch just like this - 85 mph and dead freaking center.

[Lucas Jones @lucjones18]

Someone ask KB how he likes being 35 games out of first place

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

This is not an answer to the question of who won the 2000 election, Josh.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I can’t stop reading about this Eliza Fletcher story. School teacher and mom of two young boys in Memphis is out on an early morning jog & appears to have been kidnapped & murdered by a serial felon. Crime is out of control in this country.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

It’s embarrassing that Ohtani won’t win MVP this season because, despite what will likely end up being a better year than his last, certain BBWAA voters are somehow jaded by his game. If last year never happened and then he had this season, he would win the MVP Award unanimously.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Happy Labor Day, y’all. Joe Biden has created “ten thousand million jobs” per his brilliant spokesperson KJP.