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Musician, Bartender.

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@magashill @LeadingReport Why are his hands so small?

[Genius of Lunch @funnbacon]

I wrote less than 5 songs in the past year but I have written over 6500 words about hot dogs

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@planterspunch7 @SavageSports_ @TheGregHillShow Multiple things can be true. Yeah, belechick shouldn't be relying on a rookie kicker to win this game, but also, if your a kicker selected in the draft, you shouldn't miss that field goal.

[Andrew @AndrewKellnah]

Made a really great sandwich tonight

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@TitleTalkTCL Mo Lewis.

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@BUZZNET Who the fuck got paid to write this article? @buzznet I can do 10x better. @ me.

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2 embarrassing losses two nights in a row at TD Garden. Boston, what the fuck?

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@MarcDeSwollsto Looks like they were in the fourth!

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@StoolGreenie Nut shots in the NBA should be an immediate flagrant 1, intentional or not. Deuce is just too precious for us to risk not being able to experience Deuce Deuce.

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@johnnyk20001 I want to scream this loud from the rooftops, AUSTINS POLICE HAD ITS HIGHEST BUDGET EVER IN 2022.

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@Jennifer4Austin Why don't you "buckle up" yourself buttercup and pay your own damn campaign debts instead of asking the people of @austintexasgov to do it for you?

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The @celtics have once again broken the @BrooklynNets

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Patrick Mahomes is the LeBron James of the NFL. Not actually the GOAT, but gets all of the calls, and I'm really really annoyed by them.

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@UberFacts Keven spacy in American Beauty.... Probably because he was barely acting.

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@KloverApp Chillen at home with friends and cooking a leg of lamb!

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Not gonna lie, I am 100% rooting for @bakermayfield to have success in the 2nd half. It isn't even completely based on me thinking he'd be dope out of college but ended up at 2 trash franchises... He's great right! ...right? 😬 (Please don't die)

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@CelticsHiLights @danjk03 It's his 5th year in the league. I think at this point if he had something, ANYTHING to give we would see a glimpse of it.

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@Latenitedonuts @Utah_Football @SEC Are you seriously bringing up a game in 2009? Keep arguing about games over a decade ago when I'm talking about the @CFBPlayoff this year.

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I know @Utah_Football doesn't want to hear this, but if they put up 40+ on USC, imagine if either of these teams played in the @SEC. They're fun teams to watch, but Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia... All of the teams in the SEC would destroy them. Fuck, even OSU would eat USC alive.

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It's not Jeff Saturday's fault, it wasn't Frank Reich's fault. @mattryanreal is just bad now. #SNF