My wife doesn’t understand that the pile of clothes next to my bed are there incase I want to use them tomorrow
“Babe can you pick up your clothes?”
“That’s my ‘next man up pile’ sweetheart”
guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting
guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow
guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago