Lucas Theron

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets"- Donkey

[Amber Palmer @IsawAmyFlyOnce]

"Ja hys vir jou aantreklik... Aantreklik want sy F'n neus is skeef..." @Luc_anator

[Amber Palmer @IsawAmyFlyOnce]

"Whatever Amber; die oomblik wat jy met een van jou hippy-gode gaan trou gaan die huwelik ineen stort sodra jy een van jou sweetpakke dra"

[Amber Palmer @IsawAmyFlyOnce]

"Jys soos 'n slapende lioness - die oomblik wat iemand jou koppie vryf dan brul jy!" @Luc_anator

[Amber Palmer @IsawAmyFlyOnce]

"Okay klink ek soos 'n man of soos 'n kat op hitte?" @Luc_anator

[Amber Palmer @IsawAmyFlyOnce]

"Growling kom van Parkinsons af. Want joy esofagus bewe saam jou" @Luc_anator

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"Verslaaf aan massamedia,Slagoffer van prestasie-angs en… Paranoia"

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

Makes a typo... Attempts to correct it. Makes the exact same one again. -swallows phone whole

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"Al wat ek nodig het is 'n uitsig en 'n ligte bries om in af te koel..."

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"The weaker meat, the strong do eat":-)

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"The nights are long but the years are short when you're alive"- red hot chili peppers

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

"...cruise control, so you can text while driving on your way home from the bar..."

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

.....my love/hate relationship with the snooz button...

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

Dag as jy uitvind jy skryf 2 toetse op een dag- pff whatever eks 'n gladiator. Dag voor die 2 toetse- OD op kalmeerpille

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

Toe ek klein was kon ek die weermag se mainframe hack so goed was ek met 'n rekenaar.. Nous ek basies die ekwivalent van iemand se ouma...

[Werner Nel @werranel]

"@Lmao: i play guitar but she's into drummers /:" @Luc_anator

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

@jeano2332 ... Mis vanaand die fokofpolisiekar sessies, squash games, straat tennis games en melktertjies... @EkhardtLeRoux1 ... Salute!

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

A piglet being squeezed by a nimfomaniac on probation... - that's how screwed I feel right now #toetsweek

[Lucas Theron @Luc_anator]

Wanneer jy nie jou boeke kry nie- besluit om die huishulp se lewe te neem- en dan agter kom hulle was nog die heeltyd in jou sak..#sorryanna