Lucas Brandt

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

I just entered the #Ham4Ham lottery to win $10 #Hamiltour tickets! https://t.co/wdxp9yBEuT via @Lucky_Seat

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Leonardo DiCappucino

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

@ErinTheMiller Check out Homecoming (feat. Amy Sedaris and David Schwimmer) and the first season of Serial if you haven't already!

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Twitter nonsense?

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

What's the deal with this

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

@espressodreamz damn harsh.

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Just submitted the final draft of my Master's thesis. #phew

[Jennifer Senior @JenSeniorNY]

My annual RT: The U.S. is one of three nations on the planet without paid maternity leave. Happy Mother's Day! https://t.co/U8gEQr4mPj

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Minimal cinnamon synonyms. Try that one five times fast.

[Jimmy Durkin @Jimmy_Durkin]

Speights: "We’re going to show them what Strength in Numbers really means through the whole playoffs until the killer comes back."

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Just managed to cut my finger on a hardened cracker crumb that I found while running my finger through a gap in my couch. #didntevencry

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Crunchy peanut butter is far superior to creamy #truth

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Falling endlessly into a pit of nothingness. Think about it.

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Not because I'm anti-religion or anything, I just think it would be really satisfying to break a stained glass window

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Sometimes I look at pictures of stained glass windows and imagine what it must feel like to chuck a rock straight through one

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Can't think of anything important to say #yeah

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

LBJ had his 48th game w/ 30+ Pts and 10+ Ast tonight. That's 8 more than any other player since he entered the NBA.

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Why does Verizon email you data alerts? "Hey, we noticed you were low on data so we'd thought you might like to use some more" #1stwrldprblm

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

Saw a third grader saying the word penis every time he bounced his ball during recess. Ah, the good old days. #poopjokesstillmakemelaugh

[Lucas Brandt @Luca5Brandt]

"You better keep your mind on the real s**t, and f*** trying to get with these crooked ass hypocrites." #stoptalkintrump #tupac