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Bacon, superheroes, cameras, dancing, shakespeare and hugs. All before noon. Come at me bro!

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"What do you call a computer that only eats flatbread?"

???

"Naan-binary"

#whiskeykid original

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"Life is an opera. We're the soap."
#whiskeykid

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Todoroki pancake!

#mha #todorokishoto #anime #bnha

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Soniku #text2meme there will be more :)

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Do I have to explain?

#cursedimages #waluigi #kirby

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The Entity. By Me.
https://t.co/dp7BnbtSqJ

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L: it's not fair, you & mommy didn't have to go to school on your birthdays when you were kids!
D: we had summer birthdays, we can't control that.
L: so, you still didn't have to go
D: it's not our fault you weren't born.... you're going to school tomorrow, end of story.
#phew

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"Uh oh, Santa's here! Hide me!"
What? Why"
"I owe him money"

#thingslucasays

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It's here people, a holiday gift to you all!

https://t.co/G1KWhQfgDv

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Have a snow day/day off tomorrow? Well it's time to start a podcast if you're a mini media mogul.
#thingslucasays
#podcasts

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While looking at a picture he colored in class -
Nobody:
L: our teacher makes us do that during morning time! Why can't we just sit there and do math?!

#thingslucasays #howtolosefriendsfast

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*Compromise

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While discussing FaceId vs TouchId -

L: the ones that open with your face aren't that safe. Someone could comprise your face.

#thoughtleadership

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While discussing FaceId vs TouchId -

L: the ones that open with your face aren't that safe. Someone could comprise your face.

#thoughtleadership

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L: can you believe we have a Disney day but can't wear costumes and there's no superhero day?!
D: who's your favorite Disney character? We can make something.
L: Carnage.
D: <...sigh> non Marvel
L: Luke Skywalker
D:...

#thingslucasays #thanksdisney

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L: wanna see something scary? Look in the mirror!
D: wanna know something scary? This is you in twenty years!
L: I won't ever look like you, I'll have a perfect mustache!
D: what's wrong my mustache?!?
L: it's all multicolored and doesn't curl at the end!
#thingslucasays

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"Popcorn is my favorite fruit. No, vegetable. Corn IS a vegetable..."

#thingslucasays

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L: never buy a used toothbrush from a man in a straight jacket.
Actually, never buy anything from a man in a straight jacket.
D: *shows the difference between straight jacket/trench coat.
L: Yeah, I know, the have one the straight jacket probably escaped prison.

#thingslucasays

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L: lift me above your head!!
D: uhh, yeah. I don't think that's possible anymore.
L: *singing in the style of wilky wonka* that's just in your imagination

D:*eventually lifts Luca above head*

#thingslucasays

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!!!

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Yesterday's poke-walk