Rob Boss

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

LeBron's still doing it, T.

[ִ @b1anc4r]

i don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that Luka doesn’t celebrate when the shot goes in and just blows a kiss to the crowd like a psycho lmaoo

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

[Jan Fleischhauer @janfleischhauer]

@MonikaGruber24 Ich habe super Anwälte und den Burda-Verlag hinter mir. Notfalls gehen wir bis zum Bundesverfassungsgericht. Die schlechte Nachricht ist: Was machen eigentlich all die Leute, die keinen solchen Rechtsschutz haben? Um die müssen wir uns Sorgen machen.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

They said I couldn’t do it.
They said it would’ve happened by now.
They told me to give up, to move on, to admit defeat.

I’m here today to tell you: never give up on your dreams.

[Junzi 🎴 @ArtOfZin]

Norm Macdonald believed that the perfect joke was one in which the setup and the punchline are exactly the same

[Mads @europemaxxed]

men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

Look I'm sorry but he is objectively the funniest person in the world. I get why people hate him, but they still have to acknowledge that.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

It’s my birthday.

As a man, this is the worse day of the year and I want to kill myself.

[Jack @WorkTheSpace]

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[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

No amount of great lyrics can save a trash beat but a great beat can carry a mediocre lyricist

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when a bitch try and use beginner level manipulation on me

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

I'm not a big conspiracy theorist but it seems awfully convenient that the Mavericks traded Luka to the NBA's biggest market and then got Cooper Flagg in return months later, despite having just a 1.8% chance to land the number one pick.

[Hamburger SV @HSV]

VIEL MEHR ALS NUR EIN HEIMSIEG. 📈🤩

WIR. SIND. AUFGESTIEGEN. 💙🤍🖤

#nurderHSV #HSVULM

[Hamburger SV @HSV]

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#nurderHSV #Aufstieg2025

[Kanversation™️ @TheKanversation]

ONE MAN, ONE SONG:

HOW YE CREATED WORLD PEACE

N HH

[Philip “Phil” McCraken, CFA @philmccrakencfa]

Ex wife texted

[Schleifer @schleiferoni]

Sie: "Kommst du heute noch vorbei?"

Er: "Nee, bin zu müde."

Sie: "Hier ist eine riesige Überschwemmung, du wirst dich kaputtlachen."

Er:

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Lebron in his car practicing the lyrics as we speak