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[luca @Lucaalboretti]

Just a reminder that the Iphone 11 equals to about 15% of the downpayment you’d need to buy a $200k home or condo on an FHA loan. And its a lot harder to drop a house in the toilet by accident! #realestateinvesting

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

@BelfortNFT @boredapebot I really want to do this with my penguin but I’m worried about tieing it up in a contract

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

Welcome back to the family buddy

fooo missed you

current trade history on this Pudgy Penguin:

fooo bought him for 1.5 eth

fooo sold him for 3.3 eth

just re-bought him for 2.2 eth

on track to extract $1,000,000 from flipping him over and over

[Gus @gussulliman]

Hello it appears that we are having issues at Facebook. I’m incredibly sorry I have failed you. We will try to get the platform up as soon as possible.

For those that don’t know #Bitcoin has never been down. I suggest you use it.

[Secrets @SecretsOfCrypto]

I believe we're in the early stages of the last phase of this bull run which tends to be the most explosive phase. Nobody knows how long it will last but it may only be a couple months more. Plan your exit strategy now as things could happen faster than you expect from here.

[Moola @TryMoola]

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[luca @Lucaalboretti]

@nhobes You said yes, right?

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

You wake up, your alarm clock tells you to vote. You take some Advil to stave off the hangover, the bottle tells you to vote. You order a deep dish pizza at 10am because you’ve given up, but whats this? The pepperoni’s are arranged to say “vote now”. Nowhere is safe

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

As hyped as I am that the markets on fire from the mass NYC exodus, I’m more hyped that we may actually get decent internet up here once all the city people complain enough

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

I have 0 shame

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

Honestly, the way some lawyers write emails, you’d be hard pressed to convince me that they’ve read any of those books they show off in their conference rooms

[Forbes @Forbes]

How a 27-year-old college dropout turned his late dad’s business into a laundry service worth $150 million https://t.co/UiljE3bgmC #ForbesUnder30

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

“If you even question our actions, you either don’t exist, or are an enemy. Besides, even if we did do something wrong, and we totally didnt, it wouldn’t matter because we’re better than the bad guy. Because we do no wrong”

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

If you are legitimately tweeting the #MayorCheat hashtag then you are either:

a) A Russian operative

b) A GOP operative

or

c) A useful idiot playing right into Trump/Russia's strategy of dividing the Democratic party

Any Democrat is 1000X better than Trump.

#IowaCaucas

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

Unrealistic things movies teach you:
1 You can get any girl by relentlessly persuing them
2 Hitting someone so hard they pass out wont leave lasting brain damage
3 Taking off your glasses makes you instantly hotter
4 You can show up half an hour late and not miss a thing

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

My Monday videos have taught me that even if people aren’t ‘liking’ it, they’re seeing it. People who’ve never showed up in my notifications have told me in person they love them. Just because noones patting your back publicly doesnt mean the effort goes unnoticed. Keep going!!!

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

Sending pictures of my business card to anyone who donates $10 to the wildfires in Australia and DMs me proof

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

@aisforannaa Why not?

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

@aisforannaa Shut your mouth

[luca @Lucaalboretti]

Watching Home Alone as a kid thinking a large part of your life will be fending off home invaders but really you’re just fending off depression lmfaooooo