Lucas Calhoun

Actor. Waterslide Enthusiast. Video Game Ensemble Member. Wide Eyed Idiot. #T1D

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

These guys are fun. I am very honored to have been a “guest co-host” on their inaugural show. It’s silly.

[SEC Stuff @SessieStuff]

Epi 1 is on the Tubes
SEC STUFF (07/10/24): NCAA '25 Features list explained (incorrectly) https://t.co/PXMcSqfMNb via @YouTube

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

I knew it

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Buttigieg Distracts Americans With Speech While DOT Steals Nation’s Catalytic Converters https://t.co/JXpivjYkpL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Buttigieg Distracts Americans With Speech While DOT Steals Nation’s Catalytic Converters https://t.co/JXpivjYkpL

[Inside Texas @InsideTexas]

Looking at Texas' departures in the transfer portal https://t.co/QyF6ok5WLA

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@DCInbox You’re truly a New York author now…

[Inside Texas @InsideTexas]

Today at Inside Texas —

No. 1 WR Dakorien Moore details, from @justinwells2424: https://t.co/igsSGg479p

New OOS four-star RPM from @josephcook89: https://t.co/2DS6Bo4G7I

Caleb Cunningham, Jaime Ffrench, Kaliq Lockett intel, per @justinwells2424: https://t.co/yKfKXjhdeP

Five-star target sets Texas visit, via @josephcook89: https://t.co/OpL3GN5SwF

Marcus Harris plans, #bEASTtexas targets notes w/ @justinwells2424: https://t.co/oJkSHJ3jOj

Spring recruiting storylines of note for Texas at QB, TE, RB, by @EricNahlin: https://t.co/GJRUsv6JZ8 @On3Recruits

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[Inside Texas @InsideTexas]

LATEST — ‘25 @Duncanville_Fb 5-star, On3 No. 1 WR Dakorien Moore recaps recruitment

Everything you need to know on the nation’s top-rated WR and LSU pledge..

DETAILS, from @justinwells2424: https://t.co/loDwCqQ5Dg (On3+) #HookEm @On3Recruits

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[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@emilymkaplan @hbryant42 People win. People lose. Matches, games, fights, moments all fade. Legends. Legends are forever. They set the bar. They raise the game. They become the one thing that drives best in all of us. They are the aspiration. She is the aspiration.

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@PeteCapella @instagram @PeteCapella does this mean will you transfer your brooding photos in leathers content here or is this a ploy to get us to consider your onlyfans subscription site. #imconsideringit

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@annethegreg I mean My lady fuck face.

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@annethegreg

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@DCInbox Only during painful poos

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@annethegreg It’s funny. My mistress said the same thing last week!

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@annethegreg Cease and Desist! Your “son” is using the title of my autobiography as a daily mantra!

[Lucas Calhoun @LucasAbridged]

@JhanHky Doug Gilmour

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@DL_Rhoads “Just one more thing.”- Colombo (dead TV detective)

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@TheTimJennings Punctuation Matters

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@andotheridiots Hell or High Water