Lucas Dion

Moses supposes his toes are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"You could argue that Royce White is the worst first-round pick ever." - Rockets GM Daryl Morey, who drafted White. » http://t.co/e9qUq31onn

[tridder 👑 @tridder46290]

@normal_jake_ Brady was a backup when he joined the Patriots. Once a backup always a backup.

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[Marcus Miller-Gennings @MMGballer]

UW-Platteville transfer Bristol Lewis tells me Ripon College has offered him a substantial NIL package that includes a PS5 and TV.

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

Ready for the big game! Do you think we have enough food? #SuperBowl #SBLIII

[Wolves In 6 @WolvesInVI]

why is that his frame of reference?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Ah, former Bull John Salmons heading back to Sacramento, who traded Salmons to #Bulls in February 2009.

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

Happy Thanksgiving! We've saved a spot for ya at the table. #familyguy

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Section 128. Intoxicated subject found staring at a wall. Released to sober girlfriend. Ejected. #BTHOsamford

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Vaping. Section 238. Ejected. #BTHOsamford

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I love watching YouTube golf ⛳️ videos!! Random I know. lol. SO COOL!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Unlike all the crap fall tv I'm currently watching, #JaneTheVirgin keeps things 💯💯

[Matt? @MattGrossenbach]

The masculine urge to take a rural high school basketball coaching job somewhere in here and run “the system”

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

"My name is Joe Biden, and everybody knows I love Israel." #Israel67

[Chris Marlowe @ChrisMarlowe]

At the Porter/Billups charity poker tournament tonight! Hoping to clean up on aisle five! ⁦@AltitudeTV⁩ 😎

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Nothing but class here between Brook and Pacers Mascot Boomer

[Eli @rats7]

drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy