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“I’d kill for a coma right now”

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@FBIPhoenix @FBIPhoenix Has anyone contacted Walmart corporate? They track item sales at a store level, by hour. They could tell you which stores sold one of these in the days or weeks leading up to the kidnapping. Or if bought on https://t.co/TANQuEXAFj, where it was delivered

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

4th down, season on the line and Caleb Williams hit the Jordan Jumpman logo in Chicago 🔥

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@Chicago_History Pound

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@notlouisck The oven mitts

[Me @LucasJackson67]

And Caleb Williams sucks so far. O line, play calling, blah blah…he sucks and is killing DJ Moore. He’ll get better, but he sucks Bear Balls right now.

[Me @LucasJackson67]

I figured the Bears offense would struggle, but I thought at least they’d be interesting. This is worst case scenario. More predictable than Grandparent sex, and just as boring. @WaddleandSilvy #Bears

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@bertkreischer I’ve never seen an ear scream before

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@bertkreischer Damn. Bert wearing Spandex, Y and Z

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

My favorite new word…

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@UncleCharlie50 😆

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@seanonolennon Or maybe just Saxophones and Drums 😂

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@RollingStone 5/5 ⭐️’s

[Me @LucasJackson67]

This is an all time Oscar moment 👏🏻 👏🏻 @RyanGosling

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

All the Kens come together during Ryan Gosling's performance of "I'm Just Ken" at the 2024 #Oscars

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@OldRowOfficial @taylorswift13 get ‘em

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@darrenrovell Lack Prescott

[Me @LucasJackson67]

“Some of the most talked about performances this year” = some of the shows I have never heard of, this year #goldenglobes

[Me @LucasJackson67]

This should be required viewing for any kid playing any sport #hustle

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Just showed this to my son. Awesome. https://t.co/oQ7wjBHx3z

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@tracywolfson Eeeeh it’s sort of ok. And your outrage doesn’t match the tone or context of what she’s saying. Headlines, tho!

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@shootermcgavin The Way Way Back

[Me @LucasJackson67]

@ChiBearsHistory Caleb Haney