Lucas Alvarez

Writer- Comic - I just started using this thing what did I miss. - check out my 15 min set

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

Did you come here because a tweet made you laugh, cry or upset you? Well I’m only half of this amazing Podcast come for the tweet stay for the Mark Mullaney and check out his butt on Season 8 episode 6 of American Horror Story streaming now on @hulu . https://t.co/uNaF43A5Bd

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

So 5 miles walked, 16 reps spoken to (2 more then phone ordered that despite being in front of me, impossible to get) the best Dan (@McConaughey) could do w/ help from Stephanie in N. Carolina was overnight the 1TB #iPhone14Pro & after 5 hours waved the shipping. Thanks @Verizon

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@VerizonSupport Leo I’ve talked to 17 reps at this point do you think their is anything you can do but at this point I’ve been run through the system feel free to call me 424 255 0664

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

Not @Verizon giving me the #Scandoval treatment. Ordered a phone paid for phone got to the store & they have it but can’t release bc it’s tied to an existing account 3 dropped calls and 2 hrs later they said I should have called, cut to @McConaughey on the phone with India.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@hansvestberg been trying to get the cell phone in front of me for 5 hours and it now says it doesn’t exist in the system. @Verizon outsourcing everything to computers has been more and more inconvenient, give your staff the power to do dumb shit.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

And the award for the biggest #lightskin move goes to @StephenCurry30 you know he is biting his bottom lip while keeping low income families from finding shelter.

[Brooklyn Netcast @BrooklynNetcast]

All I can do is laugh.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

#grupofrontera is just all your favorite tios singing about your first Tia after your sister Quinceniera.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@JohnRichTV Luckily for you their is a writers strike and the labor market is flush with writers needing a side hustle to make their child support payments.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@DylanAdler6 Happens to the best of us.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

It’s good to see Senator #feinstein back to work. #california

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

Harry & Meghan in “near catastrophic car chase” quick someone check where @mulaney was. Also the drive home from Chipotle almost lead to a “near catastrophic car chase” if you know what I mean.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

If the @Dodgers get #Ohtani from the @Angels they will forever be know as the #Dodgers farm team.

[TZE CHUN @thetzechun]

Breakdown of the cost of our #WGA contract proposals currently on the table.

AMPTP should ask themselves if a months-long industry-wide shutdown is worth this.

#WGAstrike #WGAstrong

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@Joannahausmann I was at my moms and you came up on telefe if you need an Argentinian opener in the states let me know.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@minhalbaig I’m going to be in Chicago May 19- June 6th if you need help protesting let me know.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@WillAngus_ Rage is bad for the GI (gastrointestinal).

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@PaulyShore @TheComedyStore Hey I was at the ding dong show when you popped in and you mentioned a competition show winner gets to open for you. What’s a guy got to do to get a chance to compete?

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@RickGlassman @rustyrockets @rustyrockets to quote the Mens warehouse guy “your going to love the way you look I guarantee it” also cool story about that guy. https://t.co/RCdxMCtZMX

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

It’s sad that anything Jaime Foxx does past this point will have “Illuminati” in the comments. Prayers to the family he’s either playing pickle ball or has been dead for weeks depending on your algorithm.

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@DylanAdler6 I’ve also noticed white people are obsessed with the phrase “my bad”

[Lucas Alvarez @LucasOV15]

@chargers releasing their schedule have taken shots ranging from vaping Mike McDaniels to the @Lions Quintez Cephus, Shaka Toney and C.J. Moore with a perfect resource if you or someone you love is struggling with gambling addiction. Savage move #BoltUp