Spookas Olson

Terminally sincere. Waging a long and lonely war against the word “impactful.” Writing a book (hold me accountable for this). They/them.

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

I’m an “emerging” writer in the sense that I am reaching ominously through the crack in my recently-opened sarcophagus

[JP @jpbrammer]

I was too kind and gentle to myself and am now in debt

[Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan]

Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkein's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

This is called “second-hand Catholicism”

[slavicbunny @777bun__ny]

i have felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 8 years old.

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

4 Seasons Total Affective Disorder

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

Playing a game called “COVID or Food Poisoning” and whoever wins, I lose.

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

Godzilla Minus One is somehow about the sanctity of human life & preserving everything possible in the face of devastation and it also fucking whips

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

twitter was never cool because it was a "public square for exchanging ideas" or whatever, it was cool because politicians and journalists could have their days on here ruined by a guy who's profile pic is goku smoking a blunt

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

@AliceAvizandum Oh sick are you guys getting your own Kyrsten Sinema

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

Now watching (God, I love Rory Kinnear)

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

@Maxwell_Plank This man’s agent is desperate to keep his face away from the cameras

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

Every day you live henceforth is a day Henry Kissinger didn’t live to see, and I think that’s beautiful

[Spookas Olson @LucasOlson]

@khaled_khlifi They did, but it was all centipedes 😞

[ghost @ghost_prole]

All of twitter clocking in to night shift at the post factory when Henry Kissinger dies

[Jay @jaywillis]

Okay, it finally happened, we can all have our fun tonight and then this web site can shut down for good

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES