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Let's go crypto

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@kirovkate @BelleATaylor Hahahahaha 🙅🏻‍♂️

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The #BoatshedMarket has gone and done it, they’ve out Boatshed-ed themselves... #thePeppyGroveWanker

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“... residents told the council meeting their fears included one-bedroom apartments attracting a demographic prone to antisocial behaviour...” Someone tell these people they are the ghetto, that very same demographic. #mosmanpark

[PerthNow @perthnow]

Leaflets fly in battle over Mosman Park shops proposal. https://t.co/7bTCqFZ5ET #wanews

[Lucas Pattern @LucasPattern]

@CrayonsMmmmm @BellTowerTimes I’m racking my brain to work out what a ‘Nissan Pulsar’ is. @WembleyPol at least Uber provides a visual when they send an “exotic” car.

[The Bell Tower Times @BellTowerTimes]

Sort your shit out @thepeppywanker

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Spotted: locals dressed for the blow-in epidemic that is #SculpturebytheSea. Stay strong #Cottesloe. #thePeppyGroveWanker @NaomiCampbell

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@GemmaTognini I have stockpiled Bollinger and Moss Wood. Fluids and all that.

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@TimHammond1 @BellTowerTimes PALEOish Banana Bread was gone yesterday. Not so much as a “mostly paleo” crumb left.

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It’s only the blow-in crowd that eat the samples. This is the Boatshed protecting us locals from the virus AND the throng. #boatshedmarket #cottesloe #thePeppyGroveWanker

[Doug Black @DougBlack7]

@TimHammond1 @BellTowerTimes Can confirm there is no salsa testing in the back corner as a result of #Caronavirus
It's a bloody shambles!

[Lucas Pattern @LucasPattern]

Anyone spotted sanitizer on Triangle shelves? #sanitizerwatch #coronavirus #thePeppyGroveWanker

[Skub Leeda @skubbyleed]

@BellTowerTimes @thepeppywanker

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@Tedthekelpie @cobra47 Also sweet, sour, salty, and @Skp470’s personal favourite, bitter.

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We need only look at Andrew Forrest’s #CottesloeBeach proposals for proof that money can’t buy taste.

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FYI @minderoo, I’d go to #ClaremontQuarter if I wanted my coffee with a view of shopping centre architecture, you needn’t bring the outlook to #Cottesloe.

[Lucas Pattern @LucasPattern]

What is wrong with this man? Voting for him must surely be the electoral equivalent of attending Curtin - in other words, a grave mistake.

[10 News @10NewsAU]

In 2016 Bill Shorten stunned Australians with his attempt to eat a sausage roll sideways. Today, he applied sunscreen with his knuckles. https://t.co/JHHZYRn4oa

[Lucas Pattern @LucasPattern]

Not everything you lose is a loss. #sculpturebythesea #bye

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On the topic of removing eyesores from #Cottesloe, how about the dog turd sculpture on Marine Parade?

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Elizabeth Quay, now #YaganSquare... who from @VitalPerth is on the @DinerEnBlancPER planning committee? #nonetooimpressed #iconiclocation #ithinknot

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@GemmaTognini Congratulations... and commiserations @GemmaTognini.