Sir LucasS

Lazy Developer, Professional Project Wrestler, Wannabe cyclist and all around sci fi fan. Also found at the other place - @[email protected]

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hey twitter folks! don't forget to be amazing today!

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something that really sucks? sitting in a call queue and then the system just dumps the call because no one has gotten to it in time

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@jackie4maranoa How about just stop putting up the rates? That could help too

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Dear Companies,
If your website asks me for my prefered method of communication and i say SMS and you then call me, do not be surprised if I hang up on you and go to your competitor
kthxbye!!

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There is definitely an art to a good croissant, this one did not have that art

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Did you know that teams can only have 15 pinned chats? Now I need to work who no longer makes the grade :(

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@laenij Nope you must get up and ADULT.

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@laenij Ahh no. Try the on on the corner of Melville and Moreland. It is just as bad

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Finaly got around to upgrading the light in the study and now I think I will get a tan from it!

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Just pulled a 1.6kg monster of a potato out of the garden!

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For my overseas friends, this is just how bad it has become in Australia https://t.co/gpoK2oklHB

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@laenij Yep. I want to know if they thought my bike needed to pay tolls

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I love these messages!

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If you don’t include at least a cheat sheet with your product and I have to google to get it working first time then you need to work on your customer experience.

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I am tired of this “high fiber low GI�� bread.

Where is the low fiber, high GI stuff?
Oh wait.. that would be cake… where is the cake?

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I love reading aus post tracking updates sometimes...
my package went from Melbourne to Melbourne Airport and then onto Sunshine.

Based on past experiences I predict that it will now go to Melbourne North and then maybe out for delivery

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do you ever just sit and stare at your phone contacts list and wonder where all these people have gone to or is that just me?

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Ah yes @ninthislandwine bubbles for Friday afternoon sounds like a great idea!

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@ritual_co thanks for the heads up that my 10 cents of credit was expiring. I don’t think I will miss it.

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@chloe_hosking This is Merlin