Lucas Yakielashek

I’m very much myself. 22 years old. Harley Davison Motorcycles. Metalhead.

[sodom's angelic visitor @PartyAvantHarde]

losing my fucking mind

[Lucas Yakielashek @LucasYaak]

It’s cool when you bump into people you grew up with and hear they are doing well. I’m stoked for you, bc we are all adulting together ✌🏻

[Slayer @Slayer]

Remembering our brother, Jeff Hanneman.
The long-lasting effect of his talent will continue to inspire us all. On this day, let's celebrate Jeff.

May he rest in peace.
(January 31, 1964 - May 2, 2013)

[aliYWG @aliYWG]

Every cooking show ever:
*30 seconds left!*
Chef: “There’s no way I can finish this pasta sauce in time”
Announcer: “5...4...3...2.....”
*Finishes the pasta sauce in time*

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Kids in Ireland leave a pint of Guinness out for Santa, instead of milk.

[Lucas Yakielashek @LucasYaak]

I’d kill to be on an episode of #DrunkHistory that’s my life’s ambition

[Lucas Yakielashek @LucasYaak]

The older I get the more I realize just having a bank account full of money isn’t gonna make me happy. #moreimportantthingsinlife

[Metallica @Metallica]

The video for “Whiskey in the Jar“ premiered #OnThisDay in 1999! https://t.co/0Rcjh0s2yx

[Lucas Yakielashek @LucasYaak]

The best thing about Friday night is I get to shut off my 415am alarm 😇😇

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

how do i get my room to stop smelling like weed? and don’t say stop smoking weed in my room

[Metallica @Metallica]

FUEL!!!!!! #MetInKC #WorldWired #Metallica

[Lucas Yakielashek @LucasYaak]

@emily_gingras

[DJ Blitz @djblitzwpg]

I’ve been at the mall shopping with my girl for like 3 hours. She hasn’t bought anything yet tho. She just walks around touching stuff and says “this is cute”

[Mark Hayes @trickaduu]

Complimented my Uber driver’s neck tattoo and now he’s telling me how he used to kill people as part of a drug gang. Five stars.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You can leave your tattoos behind after you've passed away.

Once a funeral home removes your tattooed skin, the National Association for the Preservation of Skin Art will preserve them in a frame and send them to your loved ones.