MichaelDiamondLucas

Human being. #Adoptee

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Hi I’m Mike and I don’t have a pinned tweet.

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@thesarahkelly This is mine. I assume a child drew it.

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I don’t usually talk politics on here.

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I’m beginning to think Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best band ever.

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@daypeacecomedy If you’re gonna pander to a certain political group you still need to be funny to them. Those were lame lame jokes.

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What kind of wild man is not aware of this?

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@HawkeyeReport Soft tissue? No timeline?

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I also worked at McDonalds when I was 19. There is no record of it because McDonalds is gross and I didn’t want anyone to know about it.

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Simple, 3 am.

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I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?

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I bet bet DJT starts wearing a military uniform if he wins.

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How come smoking looks cool and vaping looks like something you should do in secret?

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@HawkeyeReport They call that a Nebraska sellout.

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I want people to know I’m into writing fan fiction so I bought a snake.

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This sounds like @natebargatze as a football coach.

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I would like to Aaron Rodgers to play football forever. Mostly so he can’t focus all of his efforts on wacko conspiracies.

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@Hlas I just checked. I have 82 blocked and muted accounts. I’ve also muted 15 words including the word Elon. It’s the only way I can use this app anymore. I’ll be forced to delete the app in December 😐

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@SardineJeans Live shrimp?

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@JesseGavin1 Yes

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@Dan_Welter

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Hey the Hawks have scored 40 points per game since I’ve started wearing a Caitlin Clark shirt to watch the games.

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Out there somewhere, there is a teenager with a stepdad that is a magician. We should give that kid some grace.

Give it to them directly, don’t pull it from behind their ear.