my silly little troll account
In a world where Mike is the protagonist, I am the antagonist If Mike agrees, I disagree If Mike is cold, I am hot I AM LUCAS!!!
@KingMike273 Mike, this isn’t a normal experience to be having on Thanksgiving. If this is a problem at your house I think you need to tell somebody or at least refrain front eating the turkey. Not only is this disgusting but 8 pounds did not just come from one guy.
- Your old pal, Lucas
@GarfieldFanArt Hi Garfield. If you are having a heart attack I would suggest calling the number 911 (assuming you are currently residing in the US), instead of tweeting your current state on Twitter.
Maybe in the future cut down on all the lasagna? HAHA!
-Lucas
@s8n Hello Satan. I'm pretty sure there's more to the plot than this. This is just a very weird way of summing up the movie. The least you could have said is that it was for "love". Not everybody always has sex on their mind. Maybe try actually watching the movie.
- Lucas
@mike27356894 Hey Mike. Sorry to intrude on your teachings, but I deeply regret to inform you that the country "Kenya" resides in Africa. You were very close to accuracy with your statement, however, due to this one missed country, your entire statement remains invalid.
- Lucas
@mike27356894 Hi Mike. Lucas here. I am unsure if you were aware, but I, like many others in your fanbase, am a minor. This is completely inappropriate to say to us. Because I am under the age of 18 I am going to have to ask that you delete all of your socials right now and apologize.
- Lucas
@mike27356894@InternetH0F Hi Mike. Its been a while! FUCK YOU I just wanted to stop in and inform you FUCK what the YOU prisoner was trying to get FUCK YOU across is that he was sentenced "for life" but since his life technically ended, he is free FUCK YOU to go.
Hope I could clear things up for you! FUCK
@mike27356894 @wildtiktokss Hi Mike. As a dietitian I have absolutely nothing against you. Carbs are absolutely terrible for you, especially in this amount.
This guy should be fine if he eats just this one, but if he continually eats this bad for an extended period of time he will end up gaining weight!