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Actual conversation:

Q: Was Mary Magdalene really a prostitute?

A: Hmm, she didn’t charge me.

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Actual conversation:

Q: How does modern Hebrew differ from Biblical Hebrew?

A: Biblical Hebrew didn’t have the word fridge, for example.

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@realedumanzano 😂😂😂

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@teddyboylocsin @teddyboylocsin 6th sense?

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@realedumanzano I hope whitney didn’t trip. Gwapo ang fina-llow e

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@MARoxas Kanami lang tan-awon kun paano sila ginapadaku :)

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@MARoxas ❤️

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@MATom_MD Sa prices lang ng mga bilihin tayo Singapore level😂

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@arbintoot Asa ka naka smell?

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@sirkevinmartin 😂

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@GerryCacanindin The former president said something similar of Covid.

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@DanielleHitch ❤️

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@NotAgoda not agoda! Never again. Where’s the customer service?!

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@lianbuan I looked it up. Mahal nga.

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@tine_gutierrez @Arkeibanana Ay sos

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@SaltAndReality Ohhh i wanna see into the future

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@ekta_insure emergency number not in use. I need to go to emergency!

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@ekta_insure the emergency number is no longer in service. I need to go to the emergency room!

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I still can’t quite process what’s going on in the Philippines. I just want to forget.

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@Richeydarian 😆