Lucifer the Devil (don't call me Satan!!)

No sympathy for The Devil. The #RealDevil. Don't call me #Satan!

Official account of Lucifer, currently encarnated as Mike (Two-Cent) Lucent

#bookcharacter

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@DavidRobinr0 I do believe, from the content of your post, that the problem is most certainly you

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@mitchellvii The peace talks that are failing, you mean?

Those peace talks?

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@mitchellvii Bill,this would require Trump to be capable of this level of reasoning and planning...

It would also require him to possibly be the greatest actor that has ever lived

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@JoeyMannarino At least Joey is leaving Spain alone now. I suppose every cloud has a silver lining

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You've got to love the MAGA influencers hating #Meloni now like they weren't praising here a short while ago...

"I'm an interlekshual free thinker who changes their opinion on people based on what Trump does."

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@SimonaMangiante You have data to back that up?

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@Ectocooler_HiC @evikokalari It certainly is and Trump should be ashamed of himself for descending to that level

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@evikokalari Disagreement is not an attack.

You need to process that

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@HiroshiAbeux He's certainly my number one right now but I don't think he wants that.

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@MAGAVoice Aaaaand let's see how well this ages by, say, Monday

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@AREAL1859 @GuntherEagleman I think Meloni refused one of the signature limp thumbs up, awkward, slightly terrified smile photo ops people who do those with Trump uniformly go for

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@GuntherEagleman I'm actually beginning to believe you're a satire account, Gunther, because nobody has this level of immunity to the obvious, you have to be playing for laughs

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@AngelaBelcamino @itsmejono Trump embarrasses himself, no help is needed

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@AngelaBelcamino Claiming to fix everything that didn't not actually need fixing AND then proceeding to make it worse is not a cause for celebration, you are right.

Ridicule, though, yes it is a cause for that.

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@sarahtexe Also, this deal based on the MOU probably isn't going to happen because Israel is going to screw it up and set everything off again by its continued bombing of Lebanon

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@sarahtexe What, fixed a war they started and then wants praise for it?

None that I can think of

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@MAGAVoice No actual boss needs to tell people they're the boss, people already know.

It's pathetic is what it is

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@mitchellvii Drop you $50 on it right now.

Deal of a lifetime. Trump has some serious health issues that'll mean he won't make it til November, I've got his arrival booked for October at the latest

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@BarryOnHere USA is the only country that plays those sports because nobody else likes them

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@ConstitustionX Trump twisted Obama doing the exact same thing the exact some way so why not?