Thomas Luciano

Notre Dame 23’ | Pre-Canonization Candidate for Sainthood | New York Sports Twitter

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Not a political statement but why does every single piece of content he puts out look like the intro to a Dude Perfect video

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

@BetMGM Bro we are NOT putting a guy whose biggest accomplishment is making the ECF over Eli be serious

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

A: 6.4 yards per touch, 1TD every 12 touches (not including leading the country in yards per kickoff return)

B: 6.9 yards per touch, 1 TD every 13.5 touches

A is Jadarian Price’s career, B is Ashton Jeanty’s H-2 Heisman campaign vs a Mountain West schedule

[SleeperCFB @SleeperCFB]

Jadarian Price stats at Notre Dame

2023: 52 Att, 337 APY, 4 TDs
2024: 124 Att, 756 APY, 7 TDs
2025: 113 Att, 761 APY, 13 TDs

Was Price worth spending a first round pick on?

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Are you willing to part ways with your Camry for a Maybach

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

Are you willing to part ways with Austin Reaves for this to happen? 🤔

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Class clowns that chose Padre Pio or Rich in shambles

[kath @kathsox]

(flirting) what's your confirmation name

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Little Ruben Bain snack in honor of the #NFLDraft

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Can Schlittler Career Stats vs Red Sox

2GS
16IP
1ER
9H
0BB
17K

I don’t think the death threats are working Sox fans

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I will ponder this while I play with my rings…

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Legitimately who still goes to the circus

[New York Post @nypost]

Chaos erupts as tiger leaps into crowd after circus barrier collapses

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Erling Haaland is so cool

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

An AI bot but it’s called Walt “Claude” Frazier and solely responds with “Spinning and Winning!” type Clyde-isms

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

How do people watch Euphoria bro

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

The stupidest people you know care about Love Island stars AFTER the show ends

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

@ultr4nima This would’ve banged 3 years ago

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

@js9inningsmedia I wonder who the broadcast team was rooting for here

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Games with 20+ Points and 8+ Assists

Michael Jordan 182 (16.9%)
Jokic 291 (35.9%)
LeBron 593 (36.6%)

More Games anyone else
More different eras than anyone else

Still on average has the more dominant complete performance than the other two most dominant offensive forces ever

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

One of my boys just called me “my favorite hater’s favorite hater”…Can’t decide between being flattered or disliking the message

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

Ella Langley is SEC Olivia Dean

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

First people in the draft should be people who bike in cities

[Thomas Luciano @LuchThoughts]

@NYGov @JDabz87 Someone get @ericadamsfornyc off the admin