🍪Cookie 🍪 (📸🧵🐝🤸‍♀️)

🤷‍♀️ (she/her) If Danny DeVito was a girl. Cat mom. Baking, sewing, and militant feminism. Tricked in to being a wrestling fan by being Mrs. @CCrummels.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

if u think somebody’s trying to give u a fake number then take the hint and leave them tf alone.

[Karabo Ntshweng @KaraboNtshweng]

There is not a single woman I know personally who has never been sexually assaulted or harassed.

[jae 🪶 @WONDEROUSW0MAN]

people saying “gay batman” as if the most iconic batman actor of all time isn’t gay😭😭😭😭😭😭 this wouldn’t be new

[$ @aliyahvallen]

yes and i think more politicians should be younger & ethnically diverse. america is exactly in the state it’s in bc of OLD WHITE politicians

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days

[ravn @mfnravn]

"girl what" is gender neutral btw

[mai @cinesighs]

it's perfectly normal you want to watch an actor's entire filmography because you find them attractive don't let anyone stop you

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it cannot be said enough that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he was going to do when he went on all these men’s podcasts

[Chigozie Obi @ChigozieObi_]

Can the people that believe rapture is happening tomorrow send me all their money?

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Convinced that anyone who doesn’t think women enjoy football in the year of our lord 2025 has never actually formed a genuine relationship with a woman before

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao